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SmallBean
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 119
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SmallBean : Just a guy who comes on this site when suffering from insomnia. I like being sarcastic and I dislike when people are so serious all the time. When I am not being sarcastic, I am the voice of truth and reason; due to my great wisdom. If you dislike my comment it is due to one of the following reasons: 1) You are too ignorant to see the sarcasm. 2) You are too ignorant to understand what I truly meant. 3) You are just plain stupid. I know that sounds mean, but it is probably true... I sincerely wish all of you a nice day and a good night.

PS... commentators I hate: all the regulars :)

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