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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (363126) - you deserved it (401477)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)