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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 247
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SlipperyNipple : From Southern Ontario. I got my name back in high school, long story, dont ask.

My middle initial is J. It stands for Jay

I once went skydiving without a parachute. Once.

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Today, my young daughter came up to me, grabbed my face and said, "I'm putting you in the garbage." When I laughed and asked why, she looked me dead in the eye and said, "You are trash." FML

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