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Today, I was reading butthurt comments about how girl gamers can easily get dates and find love by simply existing. I'm a "girl gamer" who hasn't even found a date, let alone love. I've been looking since I was sixteen. I'm now 27. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44765) - you deserved it (7053)

On 06/18/2014 at 12:48pm - love - by AgentRarity (woman) -

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (280821) - you deserved it (51853)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)



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