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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 October 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 236
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SlickWOODY : My names Hayden! I'm sixteen. I love meeting new people, so feel free to message me!

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Today, while I was going down on my husband, our 3-year-old daughter woke up and started crying from the other room. He practically burst into tears too, whining that she was doing it on purpose to ruin his fun. He was serious. FML


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On 03/15/2013 at 6:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML


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On 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by RedWaters - United States

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