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  • Birth Date : Monday 3 June 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 14415
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Sleepwalker : I am all the days that you choose to ignore.

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Sleepwalker's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML

#1219528
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73696) - you deserved it (7442)

On 04/22/2009 at 11:26am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to give a massage to an obese person with rank smelling fungus growing in between their skin folds. They tipped me two dollars. My hands still smell. FML

#1214508
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78519) - you deserved it (5335)

On 04/22/2009 at 1:39am - misc - by RockedSystem - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

#1104891
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (479909) - you deserved it (29258)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML

#1046980
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90336) - you deserved it (7345)

On 04/17/2009 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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