About Sleepwalker : I am all the days that you choose to ignore.
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Sleepwalker's favorite FMLs
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
by Anonymous / 04/22/2009 at 11:26am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by RockedSystem / 04/22/2009 at 1:39am / United States (Alabama) / Work
by BerryRockstar / 04/21/2009 at 1:37pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML
by soontobedivorced / 04/19/2009 at 12:05am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/17/2009 at 1:43am / United States (California) / Intimacy
- Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he's unhappy with his life. He's basically with me because I… Today, my boss sat me down for my evaluation. Not only did she have nothing good to say because she… Today, I met the man of my dreams. Hot, funny, smart, sensitive, he guesses at what I need before I…