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  • Birth Date : Monday 3 June 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 14409
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Sleepwalker : I am all the days that you choose to ignore.

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Visits<b>Iogic</b> - the 10/04/2014 at 1:37am<b>jamiecat</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 9:17pm<b>Wingman527</b> - the 09/04/2014 at 6:44pm<b>rubez08</b> - the 07/04/2014 at 7:55pm<b>Mipmunk</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 10:42pm<b>snazman12</b> - the 04/27/2014 at 10:48pm<b>niknakpattywak</b> - the 03/28/2014 at 9:14pm<b>Periwinkle623</b> - the 03/13/2014 at 7:07am<b>waterski123</b> - the 02/23/2014 at 11:44pm<b>notachinesewoman</b> - the 02/10/2014 at 1:09am<b>Miss_Swanky</b> - the 01/20/2014 at 5:08pm<b>hotsshots</b> - the 01/08/2014 at 6:05pm<b>infinitegrace</b> - the 12/12/2013 at 4:50pm<b>thenerd90</b> - the 12/03/2013 at 12:33am<b>magicalskittlez</b> - the 11/18/2013 at 6:19pm<b>ApexReaper</b> - the 11/09/2013 at 12:11pm<b>oxythemoron</b> - the 09/29/2013 at 11:37am<b>jazzfunk</b> - the 09/24/2013 at 4:18pm

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Sleepwalker's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML

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131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73694) - you deserved it (7441)

On 04/22/2009 at 11:26am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to give a massage to an obese person with rank smelling fungus growing in between their skin folds. They tipped me two dollars. My hands still smell. FML

#1214508
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78517) - you deserved it (5333)

On 04/22/2009 at 1:39am - misc - by RockedSystem - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

#1104891
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (479598) - you deserved it (29254)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML

#1046980
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90331) - you deserved it (7344)

On 04/17/2009 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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