About Sleepwalker : I am all the days that you choose to ignore.
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Sleepwalker's favorite FMLs
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
by Anonymous / 04/22/2009 at 11:26am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by RockedSystem / 04/22/2009 at 1:39am / United States (Alabama) / Work
by BerryRockstar / 04/21/2009 at 1:37pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML
by soontobedivorced / 04/19/2009 at 12:05am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/17/2009 at 1:43am / United States (California) / Intimacy
- Today, I was starting to jack off with what I thought was lotion. Not long after did I realize that… Today I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for… Today, I finally got up the nerve to give my two weeks notice at my job. Not six hours after giving…
- Today, I’m teaching French in a university in India. One of the students asked me if Paris was the… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the…