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Sleepwalker418
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 December 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 5869
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Sleepwalker418 : :] Hi!

I'm not going to do the typical teenage thing and post my picture up and tYpe lYk ThiZ.

I'm just gonna chill, ya' dig?

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Today, I was getting ready to get in the shower. Completely naked, I pulled the curtain away and there was a huge spider on the wall in the shower. I screamed and my husband, disoriented from sleeping, came running in and knocked me over. I killed the spider with my forehead and broke my nose. FML

Today, a mother wrote me a $130 check for babysitting her four kids for a few hours. Trying to be gracious, I said, "Wow, thank you, this is very generous!" She thought for a minute, then said, "You're right." She took the check back, ripped it up, and wrote me a new one for $55. FML

#699603
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66893) - you deserved it (22422)

On 03/30/2009 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML

#197066
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (136329) - you deserved it (15285)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by eaa145 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

#185544
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70515) - you deserved it (15299)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:51pm - love - by ohmygoodness (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML

#1052
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4361) - you deserved it (30399)

On 01/13/2009 at 8:05pm - misc - by dannij08 - United States (California)



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