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About Sleepwalker418 : :] Hi!
I'm not going to do the typical teenage thing and post my picture up and tYpe lYk ThiZ.
I'm just gonna chill, ya' dig?
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML
Monday 1 September 2014