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Today, while working at Starbucks, a man came in and placed his order. I made his drink, topped it with whipped cream, and put the lid on. Some cream was seeping out of the top. He looked at me and said, "Good... you left a nipple..." and slowly licked it off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26965) - you deserved it (2964)

On 03/09/2013 at 1:06am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was being interviewed for an amazing job when I was asked what animal I would describe myself as. Trying to be prompt, I picked the first thing that came to me. I responded with, "I'd be a turtle because I'm really slow sometimes." FML

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On 03/04/2013 at 7:43pm - work - by seriously (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I walked into what I thought would be a surprise birthday party. It wasn't. It was my parents staging an intervention over my cat obsession. FML

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On 03/04/2013 at 3:02pm - misc - by DM - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my son asked me if the short films I write are for little kids or for adults. Since I write horror-filled films, I said it was for adults. He went and told his teacher that I made "adult films". FML

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On 02/20/2013 at 7:01am - kids - by Laila - United States

Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML

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On 04/03/2012 at 11:40pm - misc - by Eliza - United States (Texas)

Today, my friend's son asked me how much coke costs in this place. I told him "about a dollar?" He said "wow, that's really cheap for blow." He's 10. FML

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On 02/03/2009 at 6:55pm - kids - by Morgan (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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