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SleeplessBeauty

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 540
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SleeplessBeauty : The names Rose or Rosie, I'm 18 and I like to have fun. Message me and I'll try to reply, I get in here almost every day. I'm easy to talk to, so don't be shy! :) I can be really awkward and have a sarcastic sense of humor.

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SleeplessBeauty's favorite FMLs

Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML

#20513075
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I agree, your life sucks (18229) - you deserved it (52317)

On 02/19/2013 at 1:19am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32940) - you deserved it (5199)

On 01/04/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by thankzbabe (woman) - United States



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