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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 August 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 196
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About SlashX19 : I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time

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Today, my friend and I were having a casual discussion about sex. Blowjobs came up and my friend said she'd never dared to give one, arguing that swallowing sperm can make you pregnant. I then had to go on with a 30 minute argument with her on how that's not possible. She's 26. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25933) - you deserved it (2030)

On 11/19/2015 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by LilPie - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML

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On 07/15/2015 at 11:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37725) - you deserved it (76034)

On 06/11/2013 at 11:06pm - intimacy - by instinct (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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