About Slambz14 : Open palm empty heart, the world around me's going dark, you shouldnt make me think you care, im only safe when your not there
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- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, at Toronto airport, the customs officer checked my passport, then called his colleagues to… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that…