About Skrillexxx69 : I'm pretty much a loser with no social life. Oh yeah, Skateboarding four life, Niggah.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Skrillexxx69's favorite FMLs
by RustyBulletHole / 02/04/2009 at 2:53am / United States (Illinois) / Animals
by fuckedalready / 02/03/2009 at 7:40am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Rachel / 02/02/2009 at 5:00pm / United States (California) / Work
by Noname / 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
by foo / 02/01/2009 at 11:48am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by toosmall / 01/31/2009 at 4:40pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by ayw329 / 01/31/2009 at 8:51am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her itunes was on random. "Rape me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML
by RollieCollieUSA / 01/30/2009 at 12:27pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Ren / 01/30/2009 at 10:50am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by The L word / 01/30/2009 at 10:28am / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom. So, I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then decides to yell at me over facebook. Shortly after, I log out of Facebook. She then starts yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML
by blarg / 01/29/2009 at 7:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by MoncaBang / 01/29/2009 at 4:25pm / United States (Illinois) / Animals
Today, my boyfriend asked me to set up his new Mac and transfer all the pictures from his old notebook. Seems like he forgot that when he went on vacation 2 months ago he took pictures of him getting it on with another guy. We've been together for 3 years and just moved in together. FML
by theamericandream / 01/25/2009 at 8:07am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Noname / 01/24/2009 at 2:14pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML
by noname / 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got… 3Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for…