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Skrillexxx69

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Skrillexxx69

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 April 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5697
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Skrillexxx69 : I'm pretty much a loser with no social life. Oh yeah, Skateboarding four life, Niggah.

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Skrillexxx69's favorite FMLs

Today, I took a big sip of water while on a bus. It went down the wrong pipe, causing me to cough and hack loudly. The old woman sitting across from me asked if I was okay. Jokingly, I said, "Just dying." She replied, "You too, huh?" FML

#7761
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8643) - you deserved it (28884)

On 02/04/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by suicide (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML

#7193
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38648) - you deserved it (1891)

On 02/04/2009 at 2:53am - animals - by RustyBulletHole - United States (Illinois)

Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML

#6002
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7735) - you deserved it (30383)

On 02/03/2009 at 7:40am - misc - by fuckedalready (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

#5588
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44944) - you deserved it (2676)

On 02/02/2009 at 5:00pm - work - by Rachel (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43469) - you deserved it (356187)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I'm a shy guy normally, and when I talk to my friends I don't keep eye contact so I always look down even when I'm listening. My friend asked me why I always look at her boobs. FML

#4684
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11629) - you deserved it (21179)

On 02/01/2009 at 11:48am - misc - by foo - United States (Illinois)

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

#4243
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26843) - you deserved it (2081)

On 01/31/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by toosmall - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

#4028
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38817) - you deserved it (14355)

On 01/31/2009 at 8:51am - misc - by ayw329 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her itunes was on random. "Rape me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML

#3770
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25412) - you deserved it (5858)

On 01/30/2009 at 12:27pm - love - by RollieCollieUSA - United States (Illinois)

Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML

#3715
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25902) - you deserved it (1700)

On 01/30/2009 at 10:50am - misc - by Ren - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML

#3701
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24465) - you deserved it (5205)

On 01/30/2009 at 10:28am - love - by The L word - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom. So, I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then decides to yell at me over facebook. Shortly after, I log out of Facebook. She then starts yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML

#3491
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11084) - you deserved it (23564)

On 01/29/2009 at 7:45pm - misc - by blarg - United States (Illinois)

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

#3426
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28217) - you deserved it (2867)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:25pm - animals - by MoncaBang - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to set up his new Mac and transfer all the pictures from his old notebook. Seems like he forgot that when he went on vacation 2 months ago he took pictures of him getting it on with another guy. We've been together for 3 years and just moved in together. FML

#2506
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34442) - you deserved it (2386)

On 01/25/2009 at 8:07am - love - by theamericandream - United States (Illinois)



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