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Skrillexxx69

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Skrillexxx69

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 April 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7941
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Skrillexxx69 : I'm pretty much a loser with no social life. Oh yeah, Skateboarding four life, Niggah.

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Today, I was talking to mah parents about feeling insecure with mah "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer an closer . My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit . People will try to roll you back into the ocean" . FML

#38789
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48286) - you deserved it (7845)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)

I was volunteering at a nursing ome calling bingo numbers!! One woman stood up an started making noises, so I assumed se ad won an started clapping!! Se ten fell on te floor an died of a eart attack!! I essentially applauded looool er deat!! FML

#32415
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83265) - you deserved it (11003)

On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I Was Sitting At Home, Venting To My Parent About How I Never Get Asked Out By Any Of The Guys At School . My Dad's Words Of Wisdom Were, "Don't Worry, Looks Don't Matter So Much In College . Once They've Had A Few Beers In Them, They'll Date Anything." FML

#30954
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44079) - you deserved it (3994)

On 02/12/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by cdaniel2 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite drection of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fre.

#30360
62 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by a genius (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today looool I was going down on a grl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

#29912
156 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)

Today, at work, a man walkd up the escalator with his chubby kid next to him and askd me where the shoe section was. I said, "For u or yur son?" He said, "For my daughter." FML

#29521
43 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 1:13am - misc - by Mal2222 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TADAY AS I SAT ON THE TABLE IN MY GYNECOLOGIST'S OFFICE FOR MY YEARLY CHECKUP , I REALIZED THAT WAS THE MOST ACTION I GOT IN THE PAST YEAR. FML

#25767
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39481) - you deserved it (7602)

On 02/11/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by dynomyte (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a flight attendant asked me if I was airsick because I looked really pale. I told her that was normal complexion but thanked her for her concern. She insisted "No, that can't be normal." FML

#23429
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37828) - you deserved it (2540)

On 02/11/2009 at 12:16am - misc - by Casper (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I got this huge package at college dorm from parent with candy , chips , canned soup and all these goodies. When I called mom to thank her , she replied "We got rid of yur cat , Annie".

#22256
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37655) - you deserved it (2235)

On 02/10/2009 at 8:44pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably lyk to." FML

#21834
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80010) - you deserved it (24756)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)

Today, my sister teasd me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was looool ( I still love you anyway ). fat FML

#21737
31 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 6:41pm - misc - by melissa (woman) - United States (Illinois)

today I was on the internet with mah Dad looking up information about allergies . I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Serech Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a serech I had already looked up . My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out . mega FML

#21100
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12899) - you deserved it (43568)

On 02/10/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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