About Skrillexxx69 : I'm pretty much a loser with no social life. Oh yeah, Skateboarding four life, Niggah.
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Skrillexxx69's favorite FMLs
Today, we wrote valentine's day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurt to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML
by Yudansha / 02/13/2009 at 10:10pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML
by Shamu / 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
by The Sbeak / 02/13/2009 at 10:54am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML
by janedoe / 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
Today, I was sitting at home, venting to my parents about how I never get asked out by any of the guys at school. My Dad's words of wisdom were, "Don't worry, looks don't matter so much in college. Once they've had a few beers in them, they'll date anything." FML
by cdaniel2 / 02/12/2009 at 12:15pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by a genius / 02/12/2009 at 8:28am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by alhummel21 / 02/12/2009 at 2:45am / United States (California) / Love
by Mal2222 / 02/12/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by dynomyte / 02/11/2009 at 3:04pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, a flight attendant asked me if I was airsick because I looked really pale. I told her that was my normal complexion but thanked her for her concern. She insisted "No, that can't be normal." FML
by Casper / 02/11/2009 at 12:16am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
Today, I got this huge package at my college dorm from my parents with candy, chips, canned soup and all these goodies. When I called my mom to thank her, she replied "We got rid of your cat, Annie". FML
by Anonymous / 02/10/2009 at 8:44pm / United States (Illinois) / Animals
by peacock_mina19 / 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by melissa / 02/10/2009 at 6:41pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML
by Noname / 02/10/2009 at 3:46pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Tennisplayer / 02/10/2009 at 12:59am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
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