About SkoomAddicted : 'Ello, I am SkoomAddict, if you don't know what Skooma is just google it. I'm a pretty serious gamer...currently playing GTA V, like most other people. If I have anything to say about it is, Trevor is the best character ever created in the GTA series. But other then that, I've been on here for quite a while, just don't like to make a whole lot of appearances. If I do it's probably viewing some one else's profile. I'd comment but I rarely have anything to say. So yeah...
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SkoomAddicted's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 10/29/2013 at 1:01pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
by Anonymous / 10/20/2013 at 3:56pm / United States (New York) / Love
by erockinthesuburb / 10/15/2013 at 8:38pm / United States (Indiana) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/04/2013 at 5:41pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by DOCMONROE / 09/30/2013 at 6:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 12:57am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my doctor asked me to undo my bra so he could check my breathing without the straps restricting my lungs, I got home and told my friends how awkward it was. Not one of them has had this happen to them before. We all go to the same doctor. FML
by chestycough / 09/16/2013 at 12:35am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by anon / 09/09/2013 at 11:15am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, I explained to my roommate that if she kept using all of our kitchen utensils as sex toys and hoarding them because of the varying degrees of orgasms she could achieve, we wouldn't be able to cook or eat in our own house. FML
by Palindromesque / 09/04/2013 at 5:07am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I spent a large portion of the afternoon playing hide and seek with the door-to-door salesman who saw me sneak in the back door and won't stop knocking. No amount of hiding behind the couch will make him go away. FML
by my back hurts / 09/04/2013 at 1:25am / Australia (South Australia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband thought it would be acceptable to watch Breaking Bad on Netflix with my 4-year-old in the room. What happened to be the only line he picked up? "Well heil Hitler, bitch!" I found out from his preschool teacher. FML
by Anonymous / 09/03/2013 at 12:13am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to be bounced roughly up and down on the water. As a result, I had the most intense orgasm of my entire life, while sitting 2 inches away from my dad's friend. He definitely noticed. FML
by SplishSplash / 08/31/2013 at 9:21pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my daughter and I were driving home when our truck broke down. A police officer stopped and offered to let me and my two year old sit in his car for the A/C. When we got in, I sat her on my lap, and she pulled down my tank top and screamed "Boobies!" right in front of the officer. FML
by embarrassedmom / 08/31/2013 at 7:48pm / United States / Kids
Today, I was playing with my phone after midnight, and I kept getting calls from a withheld number. The guy just breathed heavily and wouldn't speak. When the third call came, I asked "who the hell are you?" The call ended, and my dad yelled from outside my door: "ME! Now go to sleep!" FML
by thanks, dad... / 08/30/2013 at 1:24pm / Romania (Maramures) / Kids
by violated ._. / 08/22/2013 at 6:45pm / United States / Animals
- Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, I’m a student in China, and I attended a welcoming party for the new students. It consisted… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus…