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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 September 1996 (19 years)
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About SkipBeatOtaku : "Life is adventurous! Be aware it's dangerous! Who's gonna be one of us? And our trip goes on because, we da pirates of the mass! To the west, to the east, gotta find my way, sail away, all the way to One Piece!"

Skip Beat! should be dubbed. Can you imagine it?! Like with Laura Bailey as Kyoko, Crispin Freeman as Ren, and Vic Mignogna as Sho?! Or am I the only one who sees (hears? o.o') how perfect they fit those characters?!

"I have never been wise."

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Today, I was taking a dump at work. I had my two-way radio attached to the back of my belt. When I stood up and pulled my pants up, I managed to send the antenna straight up my butt. FML


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On 01/27/2016 at 7:29pm - misc - by poopsicle (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while I was taking a shower, my boyfriend came into the bathroom to ask me a question. When I got out of the shower, I was greeted with a horrifying cutout of Michael Jackson. I fell backwards, shattering the glass shower door. I needed stitches. FML

Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML


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On 11/13/2015 at 12:47am - misc - by fryebaby623 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML


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On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML


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On 07/25/2015 at 12:20am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was trying to sleep in the car, and when I went to rest my face on my fist, our car hit a bump and I ended up punching myself in the face. FML


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On 06/20/2015 at 3:03pm - misc - by Bengemon825 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, as I finished my piano recital and took a bow, I farted into the microphone. FML


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On 06/18/2015 at 6:53pm - work - by fartypants - United States (Florida)

Today, I was supporting my aunt as she gave birth. She was getting tired during the pushing stage, so I tried to encourage her by making a show of pushing as well with each contraction. I got a little too into it and accidentally gave birth to a little turd of my own. FML

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML


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On 03/28/2015 at 1:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML


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On 07/11/2014 at 4:34pm - health - by soundslikeadumbcommentersituation (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I sped off down the road, then realized to my horror that my cat was clinging to the roof of the car. FML

Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

Today, I took my son to lunch. After we ate, the waitress came over and told me that my son was the most well-behaved child they had ever had there. His response was to pull his pants down and moon the entire restaurant while smacking his bottom. FML

Today, three different strangers stopped me on the street and asked if I was Brad Pitt. Either there's some kind of conspiracy going on, or I'm the world's ugliest woman. FML


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On 05/12/2014 at 10:38am - misc - by Lookalike (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

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