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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2390
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About SkipBeatOtaku : "My mind is like a puzzle or a Rubik's Cube, but figuring me out is something that you shouldn't do. Because my thoughts are locked inside a padded room, and if these padded walls could talk I'd surely be doomed."

Skip Beat! should be dubbed. Can you imagine it?! Like with Laura Bailey as Kyoko, Crispin Freeman as Ren, and Vic Mignogna as Sho?! Or am I the only one who sees (hears? o.o') how perfect they fit those characters?!

"I have never been wise."

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SkipBeatOtaku's favorite FMLs

Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

#21206177
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40340) - you deserved it (6129)

On 07/11/2014 at 4:34pm - health - by soundslikeadumbcommentersituation (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I sped off down the road, then realized to my horror that my cat was clinging to the roof of the car. FML

Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

Today, I took my son to lunch. After we ate, the waitress came over and told me that my son was the most well-behaved child they had ever had there. His response was to pull his pants down and moon the entire restaurant while smacking his bottom. FML

Today, three different strangers stopped me on the street and asked if I was Brad Pitt. Either there's some kind of conspiracy going on, or I'm the world's ugliest woman. FML

#21137630
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52153) - you deserved it (5126)

On 05/12/2014 at 10:38am - misc - by Lookalike (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend informed me that during the night, I shot up in bed and whimpered tearfully, "I don't have anything for the fancy-dress!" She also decided to share this with all our friends. I'm never going to live this down. FML

#21124489
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37288) - you deserved it (4681)

On 04/27/2014 at 4:51pm - misc - by joe rogan fucking sucks, dude (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I met my mom's new business partner for the first time. I shook his hand, and introduced myself as "Lisa's daughter". I'm a guy. FML

#21085066
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34518) - you deserved it (11767)

On 03/12/2014 at 6:23pm - work - by CurtisWogan (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, and for the past 38 weeks of my pregnancy, my husband decided to amuse himself by following me around, making whale noises. FML

#21074731
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49095) - you deserved it (5614)

On 03/01/2014 at 5:42am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, trying to be a responsible parent, I bought my daughter a pack of condoms in case she ever decided to have sex. She turned them into balloon animals and went back to playing video games. FML

#21059009
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31631) - you deserved it (47767)

On 02/13/2014 at 10:47am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mum and I were referred to as "ladies". I'm happy for her, since she always complains about looking masculine. However, I would still like to be called a gentleman, seeing as how I am one. FML

#21000124
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40178) - you deserved it (3228)

On 12/21/2013 at 11:58am - misc - by FML (man) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I had to pee during a supervised lockdown. I asked my teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to my dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking for someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including my principal. FML

#20996748
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44205) - you deserved it (4721)

On 12/18/2013 at 4:56am - misc - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, for my 18th birthday my mum gave me a black lace thong. I'm a guy. FML

#20992659
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38529) - you deserved it (3687)

On 12/14/2013 at 7:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, my roommate, who happens to be a writer, got so pissed off at his editor that he got drunk, wrapped his arms around my waist, and only stopped when I agreed to spoon him. This is not the first time this has happened either. FML

#20989886
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37810) - you deserved it (5213)

On 12/12/2013 at 3:51am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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