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SkepsisVoid
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 August 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 355
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

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118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22586) - you deserved it (6317)

On 03/08/2012 at 5:23pm - misc - by shelly - United States (Virginia)

Today, my 8-year-old niece corrected my spelling via text message. FML

#19227628
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5614) - you deserved it (22144)

On 03/06/2012 at 3:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 8-year-old niece corrected my spelling via text message. FML

#19227628
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5614) - you deserved it (22144)

On 03/06/2012 at 3:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16465) - you deserved it (28439)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

#19152897
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20036) - you deserved it (4657)

On 02/24/2012 at 10:05am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, I was working as a paramedic when my patient's colostomy bag exploded all over me. I was covered in fecal matter, with 5 hours left on my shift. FML

#19149588
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22699) - you deserved it (1829)

On 02/23/2012 at 9:24pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was so busy checking my phone for live bus arrival times I didn't notice the bus pull up, let the people beside me on and drive away. FML

#19149317
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6169) - you deserved it (35492)

On 02/23/2012 at 8:54pm - misc - by thisguy - Canada

Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

#19144549
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7741) - you deserved it (25049)

On 02/23/2012 at 6:29am - misc - by wobble... - Australia

Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML

#18490582
123 comments

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On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by stinky (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, it was my first time taking blood on the ward. The doctor saw that I was nervous and gave me a violent old man with schizophrenia who thought I was there to kill him. FML

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML

#17880810
107 comments

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On 10/01/2011 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by Patricia - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned the hard way that an ice cube is capable of ripping the skin off your bottom lip. FML

#16173128
105 comments

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On 05/14/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by bloodyLIP - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I came out to my parents. They nodded empathetically throughout my entire speech and told me repeatedly that it was okay. As I smiled and stood up, my dad asked, "But you're still going to marry a guy, right?" FML

#15767181
136 comments

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On 04/13/2011 at 6:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML

#15308430
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29590) - you deserved it (8529)

On 03/14/2011 at 2:31pm - misc - by lonelynessinCA (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML

#15308430
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29590) - you deserved it (8529)

On 03/14/2011 at 2:31pm - misc - by lonelynessinCA (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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