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Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML

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On 06/20/2012 at 10:09am - animals - by anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML

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On 07/17/2011 at 2:24am - misc - by grenade (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML

#17145151
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On 07/17/2011 at 2:24am - misc - by grenade (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

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On 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by fffmmll - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

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On 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by fffmmll - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML

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On 02/20/2011 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Infected (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML

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On 02/20/2011 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Infected (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was so lonely, I wound up talking for two hours to the creep who calls my number every Friday night and makes creepy obscene breathing noises on the other end of the phone. Turns out he's a better listener than my husband. FML

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On 02/19/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was so lonely, I wound up talking for two hours to the creep who calls my number every Friday night and makes creepy obscene breathing noises on the other end of the phone. Turns out he's a better listener than my husband. FML

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On 02/19/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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