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SkaterChic
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 April 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 5065
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 61 posted

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Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man 'discretely' jerking it. FML

#9152447 (166)

I agree, your life sucks (25571) - you deserved it (2832)

On 03/17/2010 at 2:12am - intimacy - by today -

Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML

#8972431 (247)

I agree, your life sucks (21273) - you deserved it (2646)

On 03/10/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by watersport (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I have to spend over an hour at a Gamestop so my boyfriend can get his 'Final Fantasy' game at midnight. I'm tired, I don't want to stand around any more, and all the people around around me are debating super heroes. I'm living in an episode of 'The Big Bang Theory.' FML

#8936856 (505)

I agree, your life sucks (7325) - you deserved it (21631)

On 03/09/2010 at 12:12am - misc - by notanerd - United States

Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML

#8864405 (88)

I agree, your life sucks (19091) - you deserved it (3722)

On 03/06/2010 at 8:05am - kids - by Fatty (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I introduced myself as a sex addict, as a joke, to break the ice while meeting new people. One of my friends took me seriously and said he was a porn addict. He told me how happy he was that he had found someone else who had the same feelings and was so happy he could confide in me. FML

#8864164 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (4767) - you deserved it (25671)

On 03/06/2010 at 7:24am - intimacy - by imabadperson (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML

#8837524 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (13480) - you deserved it (7694)

On 03/05/2010 at 12:17am - animals - by Catois (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to listen to a girl who just came back from the bathroom, talk about the "gigantic massive dump" she took, and even held her hands up to show the size. FML

#8835059 (151)

I agree, your life sucks (13386) - you deserved it (2132)

On 03/04/2010 at 10:51pm - misc - by Grossed_out (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I'm a 25-year-old married woman and I'm currently living with my grandfather to take care of him. Today, he grounded me. FML

#8766084 (168)

I agree, your life sucks (20127) - you deserved it (2512)

On 03/02/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by grounded. - United States (Delaware)

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

#8519480 (475)

I agree, your life sucks (32122) - you deserved it (1944)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:50pm - animals - by ughno - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML

#8519094 (195)

I agree, your life sucks (3468) - you deserved it (29639)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:34pm - misc - by anna14 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my pet rat had babies. We've only ever owned one rat. FML

#8341933 (404)

I agree, your life sucks (18551) - you deserved it (3884)

On 02/16/2010 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

#8294637 (339)

I agree, your life sucks (26087) - you deserved it (5428)

On 02/15/2010 at 10:21am - love - by Ashlee - United States

Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML

#8051668 (190)

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On 02/09/2010 at 1:20pm - kids - by justme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up with a hangover from last night. Last night, I snuck out and went to a party at a club. To hide my hangover, I cleaned myself up and walked into the kitchen to get a drink. My mother looked at me and said, "What's that on your wrist?" I'd forgotten I'd left the wristband on from the club. I'm already grounded. FML

#8012702 (170)

I agree, your life sucks (3422) - you deserved it (27909)

On 02/08/2010 at 2:29pm - misc - by Tucker (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while on my way to the break room, it seemed as if everyone was staring at me and giving me odd looks. I asked my friend, "Did I get prettier overnight or something?" She answered, "No, your shirt is just see-through." FML

#8011432 (158)

I agree, your life sucks (6066) - you deserved it (17154)

On 02/08/2010 at 1:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)