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Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by watersport (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I have to spend over an hour at a Gamestop so my boyfriend can get his 'Final Fantasy' game at midnight. I'm tired, I don't want to stand around any more, and all the people around around me are debating super heroes. I'm living in an episode of 'The Big Bang Theory.' FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 12:12am - misc - by notanerd - United States
Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML
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On 03/06/2010 at 8:05am - kids - by Fatty (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I introduced myself as a sex addict, as a joke, to break the ice while meeting new people. One of my friends took me seriously and said he was a porn addict. He told me how happy he was that he had found someone else who had the same feelings and was so happy he could confide in me. FML
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On 03/06/2010 at 7:24am - misc - by imabadperson (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML
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On 03/05/2010 at 12:17am - misc - by Catois (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I had to listen to a girl who just came back from the bathroom, talk about the "gigantic massive dump" she took, and even held her hands up to show the size. FML
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On 03/04/2010 at 10:51pm - misc - by Grossed_out (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I'm a 25-year-old married woman and I'm currently living with my grandfather to take care of him. Today, he grounded me. FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by grounded. - United States (Delaware)
Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML
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On 02/21/2010 at 2:50pm - misc - by ughno - United States (Texas)
Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML
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On 02/21/2010 at 2:34pm - misc - by anna14 - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my pet rat had babies. We've only ever owned one rat. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
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On 02/15/2010 at 10:21am - love - by Ashlee - United States
Today, we got a foot of snow. My boyfriend didn't respond to my texts or calls for two hours. I thought he was dead. Turns out he was making an igloo. I'm so glad I'm dating a 3rd grader. FML
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On 02/15/2010 at 12:16am - love - by katie londono - United States (Vermont)
Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 1:20pm - kids - by justme - Sent from a mobile version
Today, I woke up with a hangover from last night. Last night, I snuck out and went to a party at a club. To hide my hangover, I cleaned myself up and walked into the kitchen to get a drink. My mother looked at me and said, "What's that on your wrist?" I'd forgotten I'd left the wristband on from the club. I'm already grounded. FML
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On 02/08/2010 at 2:29pm - misc - by Tucker (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, while on my way to the break room, it seemed as if everyone was staring at me and giving me odd looks. I asked my friend, "Did I get prettier overnight or something?" She answered, "No, your shirt is just see-through." FML
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On 02/08/2010 at 1:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
