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About SkardeyKat : Na na na na na na na na Batman, I mean Leader!

I love chicken, I love liver, meow mix meow mix please deliver.

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SkardeyKat's favorite FMLs

today I had dinner at mah girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend 4 a baseball tournament. FML

#18403998
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54833) - you deserved it (3067)

On 12/01/2011 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by sometingwong (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , I was fred. For "lack of attention to details" , specifically spelling errors. My now ex-boss misspelled te name of is own company on my severance agreement. FML

#18403408
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24624) - you deserved it (2881)

On 12/01/2011 at 1:55pm - work - by JadeC - United States (New York)

Today , my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile , fighting back teres. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. mega FML

#18358033
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68627) - you deserved it (3357)

On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)

looool Today, mah friend an I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML

#18346982
133 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 1:08pm - misc - by ravlol - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googld . FML

#18346585
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34277) - you deserved it (7180)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by 14YearOld (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, while working at my local supermarket, a customer threw a turkey at me cuz we "should have bigger ones." mega FML

Today , at tha point of orgasm , mah boyfriand scraamd out , "Is this all thara is?!" than rolld ovar and stard blankly at tha cailing without spaaking for agas. This happans a lot. FML

#18335372
183 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 8:57am - intimacy - by Jane (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him , he'll chop body up and dispose of all the parts , but keep boobies , because he likes them. FML

#18334603
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45224) - you deserved it (7036)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Faithful - Singapore

Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entre front yard on fre. FML

#18334271
123 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by JWhite - United States (California)

Today I lost mah job 4 taking an unauthorizd vacation. I just got marrid and requestd time off 4 the wedding and honeymoon months ago; it was approvd then. They forgot and then got angry cuz I didn't remind them. I did remind them the day before I left. FML

#18316081
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38987) - you deserved it (2384)

On 11/22/2011 at 11:20am - work - by lostwife - United States

Today, I found out that what I thought could be a life-threatening issue causing me chest pains was only because I over-obsessed about it. Now not only do looool I have social anxiety, but I get so anxiou I can create fake illnesses. FML

#18314342
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20773) - you deserved it (5799)

On 11/22/2011 at 3:08am - health - by daybyday - Australia

today I was called by a restricted number. Te man on te pone ten explained to me in detail wat I was doing at every second tat I was on te pone wit im. I'm scared to leave my ouse. FML

#18304644
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46028) - you deserved it (2837)

On 11/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by bizzyizzy0121 - United States

today I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML

#18299655
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6626) - you deserved it (80190)

On 11/20/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Emil - United States

Today , I lerened that mah roommate , the one in charge of the cooking , never washes her hands beforehand . According to her , it boosts her immune system . FML

#18297525
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26466) - you deserved it (3809)

On 11/20/2011 at 12:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, at my job as a cocktail server in a bar, a group of good looking ladies sat in my section. As I was finishing up with the table next to them I overheard one of them saying, "I hope we don't get that guy, I want a sexy waiter tonight." FML

#18286686
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32330) - you deserved it (2663)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:58am - misc - by Tyler - United States (Iowa)



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