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Sk8rboi17

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Sk8rboi17

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 October 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8067
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Sk8rboi17 : Biopharmaceutical science student. I love to snowboard, mountain bike, do martial arts, play guitar, underwater hockey, swimming (i life guarded for a few years), and skateboarding. I generally do anything that would give me an adrenaline rush.
Im pretty chill with w/e. msg me if u wanna know more.

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Sk8rboi17's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband taught our son how to pee while standing. His aim is as poor as my husband's, but I guess now they can blame their mess on each other. FML

#21515142
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20452) - you deserved it (1582)

On 01/14/2016 at 10:05am - kids - by moosemay (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML

#20680679
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59153) - you deserved it (4607)

On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my wife brought my 5-year-old daughter to visit me at the office. My boss has a speech impediment, and when she heard it, she exclaimed, "Hey my daddy can sound just like you! Show him daddy! Show him!" FML

#20454855
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21189) - you deserved it (42441)

On 01/12/2013 at 3:14am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML

#20421301
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29397) - you deserved it (3306)

On 12/25/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by everore - United States (Utah)

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

#19285131
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29761) - you deserved it (7336)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML

#18837069
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29289) - you deserved it (8481)

On 01/17/2012 at 6:41pm - misc - by anon. (woman) - United States

Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML

#18467751
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46290) - you deserved it (5599)

On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

#18109383
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36740) - you deserved it (9372)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML

#17973930
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30422) - you deserved it (3470)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:24am - kids - by daddoesn'tknowbest - United States

Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML

#17925630
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36617) - you deserved it (2236)

On 10/07/2011 at 1:55am - work - by bdjsbskl - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML

#17925630
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36617) - you deserved it (2236)

On 10/07/2011 at 1:55am - work - by bdjsbskl - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my son was eating a plum. I was busy in the kitchen, and he came running in saying "Mummy my plum is wet", I told him it was fine and bit a bit off to prove it. He looked at me and said "No Mummy! Can you wash it please, I dropped it in my potty". I feel ill. FML

#17606704
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34449) - you deserved it (9501)

On 08/28/2011 at 5:25pm - kids - by cjay2200 - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML

#6563359
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52605) - you deserved it (3854)

On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I heard my cat climbing on the counters in the kitchen. To prevent a tremendous avalanche of dishes, I picked up the cat and put it outside. She got scared from the blinds and scurried away leaving deep scratches across my nipple. I wasn't wearing a shirt. FML

#6546793
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22663) - you deserved it (16143)

On 12/01/2009 at 2:05am - health - by ihatecats - United States

Today, I finally released my first music album. I dropped out of college to pay for it after my friends who liked my music urged me to. They keep telling me how much they love the CD. I've only sold one copy. Turns out they put it on a sharing site so only one of them would have to buy it. FML

#6546690
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36997) - you deserved it (14770)

On 12/01/2009 at 1:57am - misc - by Rob (man) - United States (California)



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