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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1794
  • Number of comments : 234
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Sir_ND_Pity : If you didn't already figure it out, my username is a play on the word serendipity, which is one of my favorite words.

I'm a long time FML fan and I enjoy all of the regulars here on this site. I try my best to particapte in all of the shenanigans.

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Liked!<b>EpicAsh007</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 5:44pm<b>Zx_MaSsAcRe_xZ</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 7:04pm

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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