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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1891
  • Number of comments : 234
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Sir_ND_Pity : If you didn't already figure it out, my username is a play on the word serendipity, which is one of my favorite words.

I'm a long time FML fan and I enjoy all of the regulars here on this site. I try my best to particapte in all of the shenanigans.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, I found out that my friend's family has been using red paper to help his little brother with his potty training. "Aim for the red!" they would say to him. I guess today was a bad day to wear red pants. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27745) - you deserved it (2395)

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