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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1560
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Sir_ND_Pity : If you didn't already figure it out, my username is a play on the word serendipity, which is one of my favorite words.

I'm a long time FML fan and I enjoy all of the regulars here on this site. I try my best to particapte in all of the shenanigans.

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