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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 July 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1998
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Sir_ND_Pity : If you didn't already figure it out, my username is a play on the word serendipity, which is one of my favorite words.

I'm a long time FML fan and I enjoy all of the regulars here on this site. I try my best to particapte in all of the shenanigans.

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Sir_ND_Pity's favorite FMLs

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29677) - you deserved it (4339)

On 07/04/2015 at 1:02am - intimacy - by alison (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my friend's family has been using red paper to help his little brother with his potty training. "Aim for the red!" they would say to him. I guess today was a bad day to wear red pants. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29081) - you deserved it (2701)

On 03/25/2015 at 2:26am - kids - by ILoveLamps (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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