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About Sir_Loin257 : If you can't understand my name you need to raise you IQ above 3.

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Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML


I agree, your life sucks (20799) - you deserved it (2700)

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