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SirTalkaton

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 January 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 891
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 18 posted

About SirTalkaton : My names Dave I love to dance, sing, kick it with good friends, draw, take pictures, make people laugh and be awesome! I love random conversations and meeting new people, so don't be shy message me! I always respond! Oh and I sing Britney Spears
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SirTalkaton's favorite FMLs

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML

#20711208
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55145) - you deserved it (64258)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my parents decided that since summer is almost here, it's a great opportunity to start having nude barbecues. I found this out after walking out into the backyard, hoping to sun myself a little, only to see the living nightmare that is my parents' naked bodies. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48294) - you deserved it (4415)

On 05/25/2013 at 6:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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