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About SirPlagueRat : I spiked the tea.

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Today, I went to get my blood drawn for the first time. After I explained to the nurse how nervous I was, she replied, "Oh honey, don't worry! This is my first time too!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47160) - you deserved it (2451)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:37pm - health - by trackgurl (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

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