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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 2252
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SirPlagueRat : I spiked the tea.

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Today, I went to get my blood drawn for the first time. After I explained to the nurse how nervous I was, she replied, "Oh honey, don't worry! This is my first time too!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47211) - you deserved it (2453)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:37pm - health - by trackgurl (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (162038) - you deserved it (47403)

On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)



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