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SirPlagueRat
  • Town/Country : Quarantine, The Asylum
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1907
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SirPlagueRat : I spiked the tea.

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Today, I went to get my blood drawn for the first time. After I explained to the nurse how nervous I was, she replied, "Oh honey, don't worry! This is my first time too!" FML

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Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

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