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by sillyfox4lyfe / 05/07/2011 at 3:08am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by cantgetup / 04/03/2011 at 12:10am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
by Albert06 / 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm / France / Love
Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my cell phone there and had got a text from a guy saying "Hi, how have you been?" FML
by ouch / 03/08/2011 at 10:50am / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by Spooked / 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, my son broke a window at school playing football. Not only did he break one, he broke the other window next to it. His excuse? He tried making it look like a bird flew in one way and flew out the other. I have to pay $800 to fix it. FML
by notsosmart / 03/06/2011 at 6:28am / Australia (New South Wales) / Money
by Anonymous / 03/06/2011 at 6:28am / Reserved / Intimacy
Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I am German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, the teacher loudly laughs at the "irony." Something like this happens whenever I tell people my background. FML
by Anonymous / 03/06/2011 at 12:18am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML
by Anonymous / 03/03/2011 at 6:22am / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
- Today, while I was making love to my wife, she looks up and says, "I'll paint the ceiling white."… Today, my grandmother saw me for the first time in years. "Not all your clothes have to be as tight… Today, I woke up with a hangover and my girlfriend seemed pissed at me. It took me a while before I…
- Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, while on holiday in Morocco, I got arrested by a cop. “Sir, you were driving at 90 instead… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…