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by beccav23 / 10/25/2011 at 12:08pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by sad / 10/25/2011 at 6:15am / Reserved / Intimacy
Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML
by Virginiedetibo / 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm / France / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 10/08/2011 at 11:36am / Sri Lanka / Miscellaneous
by Username / 10/03/2011 at 1:58pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/19/2011 at 10:39am / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
by IbetIgotAIDS / 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by RainCl0ud / 08/27/2011 at 2:08am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm / United States / Animals
by bursteardrums / 08/16/2011 at 11:00am / United Kingdom (Devon) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 08/02/2011 at 10:52am / United States (Texas) / Health
by preggo / 07/31/2011 at 9:16pm / United States (Nebraska) / Health
by Smokey9 / 07/25/2011 at 11:12am / United States (Florida) / Health
by douglas / 07/17/2011 at 3:14am / United States (Washington) / Kids
Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML
by gir / 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
- Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got… Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night… Today, my girlfriend's dad asked me if I wanted to drive his 2008 Jaguar XKR. Excitedly, I agreed.…