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SirObvious

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 July 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1523
  • Number of comments : 238
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About SirObvious : I enjoy long walks on the beach, and hanging out with friends.



Oh wait. No I don't. I enjoy posting things online that have little to no meaning to others. But to me is hilarious!
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Today, my kitchen nearly burned down because the fire alarm didn't detect the plumes of smoke wafting through the kitchen. This is the same alarm that wails when I use the toaster. FML

#18825531
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29706) - you deserved it (2970)

On 01/16/2012 at 3:18pm - misc - by Lea (woman) - Denmark (Sjelland)

Today, I received a late Christmas present from my estranged father. I was really excited, having neither seen nor heard from him in nearly two years. It was a $200 gift card for a store that only exists in Canada. I don't live in Canada. Not even close. FML

#18675762
370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28468) - you deserved it (3726)

On 01/01/2012 at 3:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML

#18531722
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30565) - you deserved it (5376)

On 12/16/2011 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by anne (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while at the laundry mat, an old man kept putting extra quarters in my dryer. I didn't realize until a while later what he'd done, just so he could keep watching me bend over to see how much time was left. FML

#18444648
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26371) - you deserved it (4619)

On 12/06/2011 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML

#18384979
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9817) - you deserved it (60348)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by seanjohn268 (man) - Canada

Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML

#18358747
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30377) - you deserved it (9507)

On 11/26/2011 at 6:13pm - misc - by Person15 - United States (Indiana)

Today, my neighbors coated their house in flashing Christmas lights and blared out "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" all day long. Only 29 days left until Christmas. FML

#18358726
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25631) - you deserved it (3091)

On 11/26/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by Me - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML

#18358033
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70426) - you deserved it (3485)

On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

#18355458
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26428) - you deserved it (3505)

On 11/26/2011 at 10:38am - misc - by meeeeeee - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while working at my local supermarket, a customer threw a turkey at me because we "should have bigger ones." FML

Today, I was heading to the beach with my mom following. I went through a yellow light and got a call from her complaining that I had left her. So, I made it a point to stop at the next yellow light. She rear-ended me. FML

Today, I realized that in my relationship with my significant other, the roles are switched. We went out for a nice dinner, I paid, and when we got home he "had a headache" and asked for an aspirin so he could go to sleep. FML

#18272596
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25206) - you deserved it (6183)

On 11/17/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Damnit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML

#18230323
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27086) - you deserved it (2441)

On 11/12/2011 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML

#18230323
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27086) - you deserved it (2441)

On 11/12/2011 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at work, I got chilli powder in my eye. Now not only do I have a swollen, blistered eye, but I am covered in milk as my boss assured me that would help. FML

#18225907
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23806) - you deserved it (2513)

On 11/12/2011 at 4:27am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)



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