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SirNuggetMan

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 86
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About SirNuggetMan : Yeah, my life can really suck dick sometimes

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Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML

#21176688
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43974) - you deserved it (9918)

On 06/16/2014 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, the girl who broke up with me and disappeared 6 years ago wished me a happy Father's Day. FML

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124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50882) - you deserved it (5798)

On 06/16/2014 at 11:30am - misc - by IneedMaury (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML

#21173084
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46344) - you deserved it (5572)

On 06/13/2014 at 5:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML

#20999459
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53085) - you deserved it (7915)

On 12/20/2013 at 6:36pm - intimacy - by zamwow (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

#20584796
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38250) - you deserved it (18128)

On 04/11/2013 at 8:52am - love - by Wow (woman) - United States

Today, trying to take initiative, I wore nothing but an apron and led my husband to the kitchen by his knob to have some fun. I tripped on the floor and used his knob to keep balance. FML

#8797344
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20222) - you deserved it (6810)

On 03/03/2010 at 11:22am - intimacy - by Sorry (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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