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SirNuggetMan
  • Town/Country : Longmont, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 51
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About SirNuggetMan : Yeah, my life can really suck dick sometimes

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML

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On 12/20/2013 at 6:36pm - intimacy - by zamwow (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

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On 04/11/2013 at 8:52am - love - by Wow (woman) - United States

Today, trying to take initiative, I wore nothing but an apron and led my husband to the kitchen by his knob to have some fun. I tripped on the floor and used his knob to keep balance. FML

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On 03/03/2010 at 11:22am - intimacy - by Sorry (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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