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About SirEmi : I love doctor who, games, and have social anxiety. So lets not hang out, ok?

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Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML


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