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About SirEBC : Anything, and I mean virtually anything, you want to know about me can be found at sirinz.org/forum
But if you know who I am then you probably already know about the forum, because I don't comment much here under this name anymore. You can also see Schizomaniac. He seems to know me quite well.
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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it I decided to whisper in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I hear behind me, "I am." FML
Monday 1 September 2014