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Today, I was T-boned while going through an intersection. The guy who hit me accused me of not using my turn signal. I was going straight. FML
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On 08/16/2012 at 8:10am - misc - by mdp624 - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I realized why my sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML
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On 08/16/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by scarredforlife - United States (Maryland)
Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bed. When I poked my head under to show him nothing was there, the family cat sprang out and clawed me in the face. Now I have a gash on my chin, and my son refuses to go anywhere near his bed. FML
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On 11/24/2011 at 12:07pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML
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On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy - United States
Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML
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Today, I got mugged by a guy who was threatening me with a stapler. FML
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On 11/08/2011 at 9:39am - misc - by StaplerScared - Canada (Ontario)
Today, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me. I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood. She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care. FML
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On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States
Today, it's my first Halloween in America since moving from Russia. While handing candy to children, my roommate told me to compliment a little girl by saying "You have a face only a parent could love". I found out it isn't a compliment when I was punched by her Dad. FML
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On 10/31/2011 at 8:18pm - kids - by VladyBoi (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML
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On 10/18/2011 at 11:01am - intimacy - by imy - United States (Texas)
Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. FML
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On 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm - work - by Username - United States (Texas)
Today, after reading about seduction techniques, I wore shades and a brightly colored shirt to a club to attract female attention. However, the sunglasses rendered me almost blind, and I tripped over a step, crashed into tables, and thanks to the shirt, everyone saw it happen in glorious technicolor. FML
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On 10/02/2011 at 9:34pm - misc - by hardtoignore - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
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On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
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On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
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On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML
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On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States
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