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SirDruid
  • Town/Country : Nowhere, U.S.A.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 December 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 364
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About SirDruid : I am one lazy motherfucker. I'm rather annoying if I do say so myself. :)

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I'm multilingual. My first language was French. I'm capable of speaking fluent Chinese and Spanish as well. If you hadn't noticed, I'm a bit of a linguist.

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I'm a hobbyist; I have a lot of different things I enjoy doing. Poetry, graphic design, mixed martial arts, and acting are just a few of them. I'm a dilettante in the field of visual art, but I hope to become a full fledged artist in the near future.

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"I'm just a little speed freak. Travelling at the speed of light."

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Shoot me a message if you wanna talk. :P

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SirDruid's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36534) - you deserved it (2261) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I was bored so I got my little brother's toy spaceship and a teddy bear, went to my room and started flying them around, having dog fights, making explosion noises and humming epic orchestral music. My mom opened my bedroom door, showing our new hot female neighbour around the house. I'm 19. FML

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167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9598) - you deserved it (24040)

On 09/26/2010 at 12:10am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML

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264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31922) - you deserved it (4564)

On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML

#8704782
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27587) - you deserved it (1766)

On 02/27/2010 at 11:30pm - love - by sacrophage (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had an interview for a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation, he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML

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285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3126) - you deserved it (42291)

On 02/16/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the sh*t out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML

#1839098
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45486) - you deserved it (7571)

On 05/11/2009 at 8:38am - animals - by prevostsrocklike - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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654 comments

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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206
482 comments

I agree, your life sucks (198986) - you deserved it (58770)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)



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