About SirAnon : Hey guys and gals. Came for the fml's, stayed for the comments. Have a question? Feel free to inbox me :D
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SirAnon's favorite FMLs
Today, some assface hacked my recently deceased friend's Facebook account. The person changed my friend's location to "Hell", then posted a status saying how hot the weather was, and replied "I wish :'(" to someone who'd said my friend was in a better place now. FML
by he's not the one going to hell / 09/12/2014 at 5:11pm / Australia / Geek
by wtfiswrongwithher / 05/07/2011 at 9:56am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Intimacy
Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML
by Jon / 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, my soccer team got our warm up t-shirts that say "You can hit on us, but you can't score." After the game, a guy behind my friend asks, "Hey what does the front of your shirt say?" I replied for her, "You can hit on us." He looked at me and my friend and said, "No thanks." FML
by Anonymous / 05/03/2009 at 1:46pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML
by creepermagnet / 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
by Noname / 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
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