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Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24474) - you deserved it (4164)

On 11/04/2010 at 3:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML

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On 10/03/2010 at 1:08am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML

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On 05/14/2010 at 7:28pm - love - by Cheese4men - Canada (Alberta)



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