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Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:48pm

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Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30608) - you deserved it (5316)

On 11/04/2010 at 3:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18076) - you deserved it (42429)

On 10/03/2010 at 1:08am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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