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About SingingWolf : I love music, books, puzzles, and all forms of art. Depressed. Suicidal Sarah. I like to pretend there's more happiness than there really is:)
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Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. My hand-eye coordination went straight to hell and I managed to accidentally smack my nose into his penis. He told all his friends about it, and I'm apparently now known as Woodpecker. FML
Thursday 10 April 2014