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SingingWolf

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SingingWolf

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 January 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 532
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SingingWolf : My name is Sarah but I have millions of nicknames such as Lizzy, Oreowens, That One Girl, The (enter adjective) One, and most commonly, The Secretly Fat Girl. I'm 5'2" and my record highest weight is 104.3. I eat twice as much as anyone I know though. I'm popular for bringing oreos, cotton candy, packs of bacon, and even bottles of sprinkles to school and eating them in class. I'm very candid which can make me mean sometimes. Music is my life. I love all genres except rap crap. I play no sports but have always wanted to be good at athletics. I'm the highest ranking student in my archery class. I usually read at least 30 books a year. I'm a geek and a nerd. I love video games and can probably kick your butt at them. I have many different beliefs on many different subjects. Message me if I'm interesting to you. Message me even if I'm not interesting to you because chances are I'm just eating my food all alone in front of a game console.

P.S. No I don't have a kik

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Liked!<b>hopelessbloo</b> - yesterday at 1:06am<b>Jason324</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 8:15am<b>hailssmith97</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 3:28pm<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 1:33am<b>cameronaka</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 5:13am<b>eaglerob</b> - the 10/04/2014 at 12:14am<b>Metcape</b> - the 09/15/2014 at 4:24am<b>thenick_m</b> - the 09/09/2014 at 5:43am<b>jenamalone</b> - the 09/04/2014 at 10:16pm<b>urdirtyolduncle</b> - the 09/02/2014 at 11:19pm

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50 favourites

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YDI master

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SingingWolf's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML

#21317090
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26832) - you deserved it (2410)

On 12/14/2014 at 12:15am - misc - by konacoffee17 - United States (Oregon)

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML

#21316166
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29911) - you deserved it (3775)

On 12/12/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by lateralligator - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out first-hand that the most horrifying sight you can ever witness is two morbidly obese people getting nasty with each other in a dance club's run-down, public restroom. FML

#21316146
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27875) - you deserved it (4010)

On 12/12/2014 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, I have to deal with being laughed at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movements towards me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got mugged and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML

#21304446
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43230) - you deserved it (2595)

On 11/23/2014 at 12:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was watching The Walking Dead while in bed, when I heard a noise in the kitchen. I told myself I was just imagining things. Several hours later, as I was getting ready for sleep, I found out I'd actually been robbed. FML

#21299716
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35234) - you deserved it (5412)

On 11/15/2014 at 5:59pm - intimacy - by Slow_Walker (woman) - Georgia (Dushet'is Raioni)

Today, I woke myself up by letting out a long fart. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't fallen asleep while on jury duty. FML

#21299443
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29592) - you deserved it (8013)

On 11/15/2014 at 8:25am - misc - by That_Indian_Guy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I left my dog alone while I went to work, like usual. He usually hangs out in the big bay window that faces the street. Today he decided to steal my vibrator and chew it while sitting in the window. I can only imagine how many people walked by and saw it. FML

#21295699
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30337) - you deserved it (6236)

On 11/09/2014 at 8:12pm - animals - by dogdays (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I sat my son down for a talk about how he's been too lazy to brush his teeth lately. I said "Son, we need to have a chat about oral hygiene." He rolled his eyes, sighed, and said he already knew to clean "it" before a girl went down on him, and asked if he could go already. FML

#21295420
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37553) - you deserved it (4667)

On 11/09/2014 at 1:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You know what's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML

#21294899
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40162) - you deserved it (3420)

On 11/08/2014 at 6:02pm - kids - by jennabee97 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was getting everything ready for mine and my husband's first wedding anniversary. Flowers, check. Crisp new bed sheets, check. Silk underwear, check. Crippling cramps and an early period, check. FML

#21294602
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44361) - you deserved it (3153)

On 11/08/2014 at 9:09am - intimacy - by betterthanhodor - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML

#21294499
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30794) - you deserved it (4317)

On 11/08/2014 at 2:36am - love - by sickyandiknowit - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML

#21292742
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35391) - you deserved it (8570)

On 11/05/2014 at 2:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

#21288518
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26336) - you deserved it (21769)

On 10/30/2014 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I discovered that if you heckle a mime, it's possible that the mime will actually kick your ass. FML

#21283193
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15475) - you deserved it (34546)

On 10/22/2014 at 4:24pm - misc - by mr_cheese (man) - United States (Washington)



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