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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 January 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 329
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SingingWolf : My name is Sarah but I have millions of nicknames such as Lizzy, Oreowens, That One Girl, The (enter adjective) One, and most commonly, The Secretly Fat Girl. I'm 5'2" and my record highest weight is 104.3. I eat twice as much as anyone I know though. I'm popular for bringing oreos, cotton candy, packs of bacon, and even bottles of sprinkles to school and eating them in class. I'm very candid which can make me mean sometimes. Music is my life. I love all genres except rap crap. I play no sports but have always wanted to be good at athletics. I'm the highest ranking student in my archery class. I usually read at least 30 books a year. I'm a geek and a nerd. I love video games and can probably kick your butt at them. I have many different beliefs on many different subjects. Message me if I'm interesting to you. Message me even if I'm not interesting to you because chances are I'm just eating my food all alone in front of a game console.

P.S. No I don't have a kik

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SingingWolf's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that if you heckle a mime, it's possible that the mime will actually kick your ass. FML


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On 10/22/2014 at 4:24pm - misc - by mr_cheese (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went into an exam room to do a check-up on one of my patients. I told the little girl's mother that she needed her flu shots. When the girl heard this, she took an apple out of her pocket and threw it at me. FML


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On 09/28/2014 at 3:26pm - health - by jazzie7719 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML


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On 09/26/2014 at 4:40pm - misc - by Operation Yewtree here I come (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I have such severe ADD that I can't focus without my medication. When I take the medication, I can only focus on one thing, but not necessarily the thing I need to be focusing on. I have a chem test soon, and I've been vacuuming my room for the past 4 hours. FML


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On 09/25/2014 at 3:32pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning on having sex. He first excused himself to the bathroom, then returned with a sad face saying he had fumbled with himself in the bathroom to get "ready" and accidentally came. He said, "I was thinking of you though." FML

Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML


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On 09/19/2014 at 10:27pm - misc - by failingdaily - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML


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On 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm - health - by tbree - United States (California)

Today, I went with a couple of my friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walked in with a gun and demanded to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realized it was a joke, I'd already pissed myself. FML


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On 09/19/2014 at 11:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I realized that my dog is a pro at pooping directly in shoes. FML


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On 09/13/2014 at 11:38pm - animals - by new dog - United States (Maryland)

Today, at my father's funeral, they were playing the song from Phantom of the Opera where she sings about her lost father. Apparently the song organizer forgot to edit out the part where her romantic interest runs toward her and yells, "That... That THING is not your father!" FML


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On 08/25/2014 at 7:55pm - misc - by NotThePhantom - United States (California)

Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML


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On 08/25/2014 at 2:05pm - kids - by JackieD (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to awkwardly grab my pink dildo after my husband's friend asked what it was that my dog was chewing on. FML

Today, I had a 5 hour exam. The exam guard had clearly eaten something funky, because she kept burping loudly. When I thought it couldn't get any worse, she started farting. FML

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