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SinfulTragedy
  • Town/Country : Berryville, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 January 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 267
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About SinfulTragedy : I thought about making one of those fancy list things about the commenters that I like but I decided I was too lazy.

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Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

#19631928 (465)

I agree, your life sucks (9233) - you deserved it (841)

On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML

#18586943 (168)

I agree, your life sucks (9891) - you deserved it (948)

On 12/23/2011 at 5:53am - love - by johncabbot25 (man) - Canada

Today, one of my classmates pointed out that our professor has a habit of sucking his teeth at the end of each sentence. I'd never noticed before. I can't concentrate anymore, all I can focus on is his weird teeth noise thing. FML

#18354788 (88)

I agree, your life sucks (16137) - you deserved it (2062)

On 11/26/2011 at 7:18am - work - by taternuts - Canada

Today, my husband's car was stolen from our driveway while he was out jogging. We'd recently had a huge fight, and he accused me of having done this to get revenge. I was at work all day, but it seems this doesn't make any difference to his dumb, paranoid ass. FML

#18120485 (120)

I agree, your life sucks (20839) - you deserved it (4276)

On 10/31/2011 at 12:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Singapore

Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML

#17877731 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (20657) - you deserved it (1826)

On 10/01/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I managed to get locked inside a caravan toilet. My relatives heard me having a panic attack and instead of unlocking the door, they called the neighbours over to enjoy my anguish and embarrassment. FML

#17627414 (71)

I agree, your life sucks (15746) - you deserved it (1679)

On 08/31/2011 at 2:34am - misc - by RhuLynette - United Kingdom

Today, a man with a face like a corpse's shoe started talking to me in the long queue at the Post Office. Apparently, his mother invented the banana, and he's first in line for the throne in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML

#17496000 (179)

I agree, your life sucks (20831) - you deserved it (2198)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, even though I made the point of tanning naked, I still got tan lines thanks to my fat rolls. FML

#17378554 (313)

I agree, your life sucks (4575) - you deserved it (12653)

On 08/05/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, I finally found out who has been sending me hate letters, it's my husband's ex-wife. They've been divorced for 7 years. FML

#16778449 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (23142) - you deserved it (2083)

On 06/21/2011 at 8:25am - love - by nasty_ex - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house.I've been a vegetarian for 4 years, and his mother made lasagna with meat in it. After telling her I don't eat meat, my boyfriend's father says "we know whose meat she does eat." My boyfriend, his mother, and I were standing right there. FML

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On 04/29/2009 at 10:09pm - intimacy - by ohmyx3 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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