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  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 April 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1829
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML

#7340967
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22955) - you deserved it (3342)

On 01/14/2010 at 4:56pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I started my first day at work, I've been unemployed for a while and am in college, so naturally I have no money. At the end of my shift, I ask what we do with the extra bread, and they tell me to throw it away. Being poor and hungry, I decide to take the bread home. I got fired for stealing. FML

#5892629
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43307) - you deserved it (8887)

On 10/19/2009 at 4:46am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML

#5494730
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48525) - you deserved it (3754)

On 09/26/2009 at 10:18pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to my mom lamenting the fact that none of my few relationships seem to last longer than 2 months. She asked why and I said, "because I'm paranoid, obsessive compulsive, judgmental, defensive, and stubborn." Instead of encouraging me, she said, "Well, at least you're honest." FML

#4026463
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11475) - you deserved it (41523)

On 07/25/2009 at 7:13am - love - by lonely (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML

#3669830
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57718) - you deserved it (4624)

On 07/11/2009 at 4:02pm - misc - by wow (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML

#3669830
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57718) - you deserved it (4624)

On 07/11/2009 at 4:02pm - misc - by wow (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at an awards dinner. I whispered in my wifes ear that she looked really pretty. She whispered in my ear that I should stop clapping so loud because I was embarrassing her. FML

#2654744
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40923) - you deserved it (6257)

On 06/06/2009 at 6:24am - love - by Discostu80 - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a Taylor Swift concert. At the concert they put up a sign that said "Scream if you love country boys." My boyfriend took one look at it and started screaming. FML

#1971558
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53012) - you deserved it (10985)

On 05/16/2009 at 3:52am - love - by TayTay (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
925 comments

I agree, your life sucks (348373) - you deserved it (38604)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was in an audition for a production at this theater in town. The directors at the table loved my audition. One of them said "I'd love to talk to you about coming to TCU." I said "Oh, yeah! I know Harry Parker at TCU who runs the theater department." I said this to Harry Parker. FML

#774654
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10124) - you deserved it (83608)

On 04/02/2009 at 10:12pm - work - by Zak (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (253645) - you deserved it (59817)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend said that being with me was his payment for past sins. FML

#134361
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48603) - you deserved it (5485)

On 02/25/2009 at 4:12pm - love - by sadgf (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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