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Sindy
  • Town/Country : Magic City~, England
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 April 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1573
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML

#13995270
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26703) - you deserved it (3643)

On 11/27/2010 at 1:38am - love - by smiles22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML

#13991584
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26140) - you deserved it (2726)

On 11/26/2010 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My girlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retracted high-five. Then I panicked, cupped his fist and ran. FML

#13986029
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9175) - you deserved it (19856)

On 11/26/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by blackitalian - United States

Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML

#13957854
128 comments

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On 11/24/2010 at 2:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, I realized the only times my boyfriend ever says "I love you" are after he screws up or when he wants a blowjob. FML

#13853970
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20539) - you deserved it (4672)

On 11/15/2010 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by rockefoe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went out to eat with my girlfriend. The waiter came up and was being nice. He said, "What can I get you two gentlemen?" FML

#13848931
125 comments

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On 11/15/2010 at 1:48am - misc - by mynameisarmpit (man) -

Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML

#13711659
145 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 5:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up finding out I had a wet dream last night. About someone other than my girlfriend. I don't remember anything about the dream, but my girlfriend remembers everything, aparently I talked through out my dream, she was right next to me listening. FML

#13309964
98 comments

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On 10/03/2010 at 10:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom told me I was conceived on Halloween. She thought it would be funny to say "Let's just say your dad was not wearing his ghost costume." She then winked. I am now scarred for life. FML

#12874867
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21700) - you deserved it (3524)

On 09/02/2010 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by anonymous.. (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses were at my door. Normally I don't give them the time of day, but I was so lonely for company, I let them in. FML

#9812049
213 comments

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On 04/11/2010 at 8:27pm - misc - by lonely (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML

#9157788
157 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 11:46am - intimacy - by shouldabeenapornstar (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

#8119072
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14670) - you deserved it (4005)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

#8031607
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19615) - you deserved it (4314)

On 02/08/2010 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by unsatisfied - Sent from mobile version

Today, to my surprise my girlfriend said, "I've never felt this way before." We have been dating for six months, and I knew that I loved her, so I replied, "Me neither, I love you." There was a long awkward pause. Turns out, she was talking about her abnormally painful period cramps. FML

#7551805
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26581) - you deserved it (3718)

On 01/24/2010 at 7:50pm - love - by dan (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my grandma told me to fuck off when I tried to help her with the dishes. FML

#7391871
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27233) - you deserved it (5670)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:31am - love - by volleyballgirl12 - Sent from mobile version



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