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Sindy
  • Town/Country : Magic City~, England
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 April 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 865
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Sindy : My name is Sindy & i love Stephen loads 01.01.2010<3

Facebook: www.facebook.com/oreos
Msn: xsindy_2oo8@hotmail.co.uk

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Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8774) - you deserved it (2534)

On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States

Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML

#18533442 (161)

I agree, your life sucks (7003) - you deserved it (975)

On 12/17/2011 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him for the first time. His response was to smile and pat me on the head. FML

#18533113 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (8535) - you deserved it (1358)

On 12/17/2011 at 1:49am - love - by teejayrn - United States

Today, my boyfriend kindly informed me that if I ever got bitten during a zombie apocalypse, he'd love me enough to beat me to death with a tire iron. He said this because he's been having vivid dreams about it happening. I honestly don't know whether he's joking or not. FML

#17775098 (173)

I agree, your life sucks (15528) - you deserved it (2091)

On 09/18/2011 at 8:23pm - love - by DeadScared (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I woke up exhausted because a croaking frog had kept me awake the night before. This has happened every night for the past week, and no matter how far away I take the frog, it always ends up sitting in the same place the next morning. FML

#17490517 (184)

I agree, your life sucks (18195) - you deserved it (3624)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by froggylicious - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped my shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML

#17410703 (173)

I agree, your life sucks (18954) - you deserved it (9490)

On 08/08/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Kathryn - United States (New York)

Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML

#17381048 (168)

I agree, your life sucks (20105) - you deserved it (2260)

On 08/05/2011 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by moonstone15 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML

#17109395 (85)

I agree, your life sucks (14260) - you deserved it (31942)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

#17032745 (400)

I agree, your life sucks (7640) - you deserved it (52646) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

#16943359 (194)

I agree, your life sucks (10922) - you deserved it (920)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my brother got a pet ferret. He told me it had a flexible spine, so I bent it backwards. It farted, and clawed my face. FML

#16908147 (313)

I agree, your life sucks (7551) - you deserved it (53921)

On 06/29/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by ashleyrae (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML

#16908101 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (13006) - you deserved it (991)

On 06/29/2011 at 10:51am - misc - by mymomsstupid - United States

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML

#16879912 (693)

I agree, your life sucks (51900) - you deserved it (4671)

On 06/27/2011 at 10:56am - intimacy - by footfood (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

#16879378 (374)

I agree, your life sucks (48720) - you deserved it (5317)

On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479 (303)

I agree, your life sucks (36423) - you deserved it (3498)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -