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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2482
  • Number of comments : 250
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Sinamoi : FML's #1 Ninja.

I'm not interesting, at least not by my standards, but you might find me to be a reasonable or tolerable person and that's more or less what I aim for. You'll see me pop up, post something, and then sink into hibernation for the next ten thousand years.

For those of you that care, reading and writing is a staple for me. As someone who drinks neither coffee nor soda, it's pretty much the prospect that gets me through the day. Doesn't make the withdrawal any less easy to deal with though. My favorite author does not write professionally. His screename on the website he does write for is shortskirtsandexplosions. Hm yeah, suck it in. I am part of a group on the same website known as the Noble Jury. We stem from a particular series of stories and we discuss all sorts of serious and nonsensical things. Not that that means anything to you, of course.

Final, useless anecdote: I'm a Brony. Rarity is best pony, Flutterbat is best villain.

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Sinamoi's favorite FMLs

today after bieng in te UK for 2 monts, I learned tat wen saying, ( I'm about to blow off an kill someone ), to te Britis ( blow off ) means ( fart. ) Tis was pointed out to me in an open-space office after a particularly loud rant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9249) - you deserved it (20298)

On 09/29/2011 at 4:04am - work - by AngerManagement - United Kingdom

Today, for breakfast, tere were scrambld eggs, boild eggs, bacon, sausages, fres bread, croissants, brownies, donuts, fruit smootie, coffee, tea and orange juice . Too bad no one boterd wake me up . FML


I agree, your life sucks (36027) - you deserved it (9651)

On 07/04/2011 at 3:27am - misc - by Gustav Fjorder - Switzerland

Today, I Was Bord . Some People Would've Calld Up Friends To Ang Out . Not Me . I Ad Te Sudden Urge To Make An Entre Excel Spreadseet On Ow Muc I've Spent On ITunes, Mont-by-mont . I'm Not Sureat's Worse, Tat I Got Really Into It, Or Tat I've Spent Nearly $800.00 On ITunes . FML


I agree, your life sucks (14609) - you deserved it (28295)

On 06/07/2011 at 11:05pm - misc - by Mik (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I was waiting fir the bus while wereing my FML shrt. A passer-by stoppd , stard at me fir a moment , and said , "I agree , your life sucks." mega FML


I agree, your life sucks (28122) - you deserved it (54435) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/28/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Danou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents 4 dinner at thier house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing thier disappointment that thier son would ever consider someone like me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29204) - you deserved it (2245)

On 03/08/2010 at 3:27pm - love - by justpeachy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, When Putting Something Away On A High Shelf, Something Small An Black Fell Down My Cleavage. I Thought Nothing Of It An Finished The Task At Hand. When I Pulled Out The Neck Of My Shirt Later To Fine It An Looked Down, Glaring Up At Me From My Boobs Was A Large, Disgruntled Spider. Real FML


I agree, your life sucks (23751) - you deserved it (4245)

On 11/22/2009 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Arachnaphobic (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I rang British Gas to cancel my boiler cover, as I'm totally an utterly skint . I told her the reason was I was getting divorced, moving house, losing my job an had no income at all . She was very sympathetic, an said ( how would you like to pay your £37 cancellation fee? ) FML


I agree, your life sucks (23738) - you deserved it (3463)

On 11/17/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by shellbom (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I ad to take a dump . Wile looking for a book to read, I sneezd . Te force of te sneeze causd me to sit my pants . Te glob of dung ten ran down my leg before falling out of my sort onto my carpet, all in less tan 5 seconds . Noting in my life as prepard me for tis . FML


I agree, your life sucks (88167) - you deserved it (14713)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I received a $250 ticket when I parked mah car, that has the disabled placard, in a handicapped spot at a Wal-Mart. The officer said she watched me get out of the car and walk to store without appearing to be disabled. I'm 59 years old, have a steel rod in mah spine and a prosthetic hip. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57778) - you deserved it (2887)

On 08/04/2009 at 10:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was babysitting some kids and helping them make a poster about insects. They couldn't think of any more insect to add so I suggested a spider, and got told to "not be a dumbass, spider aren't insect there arachnids." The girl is six. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17514) - you deserved it (50745)

On 07/27/2009 at 12:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today , I was at the grocery with my 4 year old daughter . She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down . When I was done , I tickled her under the armpit and she screamed "Don't touch me there!" . Everyone in the store turned to stare . mega FML


I agree, your life sucks (47283) - you deserved it (6764)

On 07/15/2009 at 7:22pm - kids - by shway (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was supposed to catch a 4:40 flight to New York . My 5 year old son handed me mah carry on bag as I left the house . Turns out he had putted his older brother's BB gun into mah bag to ( keep me safe . ) I missed mah flight after I was detained and strip-searched . FML


I agree, your life sucks (58726) - you deserved it (5669)

On 05/10/2009 at 1:05am - kids - by sucksforme. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I Filled Out A Political Survey For A Psychology Experiment. A Really Cute Girl Was Doing It... Too. We Hit It Off And Flirted Through The Surveys... And I Asked Her Outhen It Was Done. Then I Found Out It Was Really An Attraction Experiment And She Was In On It. She Was Acting. FML


I agree, your life sucks (75912) - you deserved it (7237)

On 04/03/2009 at 2:40pm - love - by Troy (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was supposed to see an apartment. 30 minutes after I was to meet the owner, she still hadn't shown. I called her. When I got no response, I was annoyed and kept calling. Finally, she answered, said, "I'm in the looool hospital with my father. He just died. Please stop calling me," and hung up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48331) - you deserved it (19558)

On 03/05/2009 at 7:51pm - misc - by ohboy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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