About Sinamoi : May your road lead you to warm sands.
When I'm sad, I stop being sad and be SMASHING instead.
I enjoy watching things play out, but every once in a while, I'll put my two cents in, needed or not.
I typically come in a pair with Hiimhaileypotter. See both of us for the full effect.
Hoping to get a career in game design.
I'm a Brony. Rarity is best pony.
Thank you for your time, and as always, have nice day.
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Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML
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On 12/22/2011 at 12:31am - intimacy - by sninapeters - United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML
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On 12/21/2011 at 8:41pm - animals - by kaipodable - United States (California)
Today, I realized I need a new job when I had to take anti-anxiety medication before meeting with my boss. Last time we met, I had a panic attack. FML
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On 12/21/2011 at 1:10pm - work - by bosslady12 - United States
Today, I was woken up early in the morning by the sound of my mother frantically crying out for help. Apparently she had tried, unsuccessfully, to "end the suffering" of an injured squirrel by drowning it in the toilet. How? By placing it into the bowl and smothering it with clothes. My clothes. FML
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On 12/21/2011 at 1:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML
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On 12/21/2011 at 12:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)
Today, I woke up with Skittles super glued to my forehead. FML
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On 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by awalc - United States
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
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On 12/19/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by lovely (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML
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Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML
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On 12/17/2011 at 8:30am - love - by SuperCoolGurl (woman) - Australia
Today, my parents insisted that despite the fact I've just turned sixteen, I have to save them money by ordering from the children's menu, because I "still look like a twelve year old". FML
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On 12/03/2011 at 1:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML
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On 12/01/2011 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by sometingwong (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was fired. For "lack of attention to details", specifically spelling errors. My now ex-boss misspelled the name of his own company on my severance agreement. FML
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On 12/01/2011 at 1:55pm - work - by JadeC - United States (New York)
Today, I started my new job at a security company. In the first 15 minutes there was a bomb threat. FML
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On 11/23/2011 at 5:53pm - work - by anon -
Today, I caught my husband once again looking at half naked pictures of a friend of mine on Facebook. When I asked why he did it, he said "I was checking to see if they were still there." FML
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On 11/20/2011 at 6:31am - love - by anonymous - United States
Today, I lost my phone. On the bright side, someone found it. On the downside, they won't give it back. FML
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On 10/29/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
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