About Sinamoi : FML's #1 Ninja.
I'm not interesting, at least not by my standards, but you might find me to be a reasonable or tolerable person and that's more or less what I aim for. You'll see me pop up, post something, and then sink into hibernation for the next ten thousand years.
For those of you that care, reading and writing is a staple for me. As someone who drinks neither coffee nor soda, it's pretty much the prospect that gets me through the day. Doesn't make the withdrawal any less easy to deal with though. My favorite author does not write professionally. His screename on the website he does write for is shortskirtsandexplosions. Hm yeah, suck it in. I am part of a group on the same website known as the Noble Jury. We stem from a particular series of stories and we discuss all sorts of serious and nonsensical things. Not that that means anything to you, of course.
Final, useless anecdote: I'm a Brony. Rarity is best pony, Flutterbat is best villain.
About Sinamoi : FML's #1 Ninja.
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Sinamoi's favorite FMLs
by sninapeters / 12/22/2011 at 12:31am / United States / Intimacy
by kaipodable / 12/21/2011 at 8:41pm / United States (California) / Animals
by bosslady12 / 12/21/2011 at 1:10pm / United States / Work
Today, I was woken up early in the morning by the sound of my mother frantically crying out for help. Apparently she had tried, unsuccessfully, to "end the suffering" of an injured squirrel by drowning it in the toilet. How? By placing it into the bowl and smothering it with clothes. My clothes. FML
by Anonymous / 12/21/2011 at 1:06pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/21/2011 at 12:47pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by awalc / 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by lovely / 12/19/2011 at 1:43am / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy
Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML
by espylone / 12/17/2011 at 10:42am / France / Kids
by SuperCoolGurl / 12/17/2011 at 8:30am / Australia / Geek
by Anonymous / 12/03/2011 at 1:19pm / United States / Kids
Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML
by sometingwong / 12/01/2011 at 3:32pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by JadeC / 12/01/2011 at 1:55pm / United States (New York) / Work
by anonymous / 11/20/2011 at 6:31am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 10/29/2011 at 7:07pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…