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Sinamoi

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Sinamoi

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 December 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2028
  • Number of comments : 250
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Sinamoi : FML's #1 Ninja.

I'm not interesting, at least not by my standards, but you might find me to be a reasonable or tolerable person and that's more or less what I aim for. You'll see me pop up, post something, and then sink into hibernation for the next ten thousand years.

For those of you that care, reading and writing is a staple for me. As someone who drinks neither coffee nor soda, it's pretty much the prospect that gets me through the day. Doesn't make the withdrawal any less easy to deal with though. My favorite author does not write professionally. His screename on the website he does write for is shortskirtsandexplosions. Hm yeah, suck it in. I am part of a group on the same website known as the Noble Jury. We stem from a particular series of stories and we discuss all sorts of serious and nonsensical things. Not that that means anything to you, of course.

Final, useless anecdote: I'm a Brony. Rarity is best pony, Flutterbat is best villain.

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Sinamoi's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML

#18575911
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9401) - you deserved it (31591)

On 12/22/2011 at 12:31am - intimacy - by sninapeters - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML

#18573641
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27959) - you deserved it (3923)

On 12/21/2011 at 8:41pm - animals - by kaipodable - United States (California)

Today, I realized I need a new job when I had to take anti-anxiety medication before meeting with my boss. Last time we met, I had a panic attack. FML

#18570101
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21962) - you deserved it (2835)

On 12/21/2011 at 1:10pm - work - by bosslady12 - United States

Today, I was woken up early in the morning by the sound of my mother frantically crying out for help. Apparently she had tried, unsuccessfully, to "end the suffering" of an injured squirrel by drowning it in the toilet. How? By placing it into the bowl and smothering it with clothes. My clothes. FML

#18570075
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28274) - you deserved it (2277)

On 12/21/2011 at 1:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML

#18569978
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22055) - you deserved it (4921)

On 12/21/2011 at 12:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I woke up with Skittles super glued to my forehead. FML

#18561350
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27503) - you deserved it (5429)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by awalc - United States

Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

#18550622
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40591) - you deserved it (4067)

On 12/19/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by lovely (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML

#18534964
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31555) - you deserved it (5883) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/17/2011 at 10:42am - kids - by espylone - France

Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML

#18534413
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11296) - you deserved it (48463)

On 12/17/2011 at 8:30am - love - by SuperCoolGurl (woman) - Australia

Today, my parents insisted that despite the fact I've just turned sixteen, I have to save them money by ordering from the children's menu, because I "still look like a twelve year old". FML

#18419165
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28396) - you deserved it (3590)

On 12/03/2011 at 1:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML

#18403998
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54629) - you deserved it (3054)

On 12/01/2011 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by sometingwong (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was fired. For "lack of attention to details", specifically spelling errors. My now ex-boss misspelled the name of his own company on my severance agreement. FML

#18403408
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24484) - you deserved it (2872)

On 12/01/2011 at 1:55pm - work - by JadeC - United States (New York)

Today, I started my new job at a security company. In the first 15 minutes there was a bomb threat. FML

#18329214
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26486) - you deserved it (2553)

On 11/23/2011 at 5:53pm - work - by anon -

Today, I caught my husband once again looking at half naked pictures of a friend of mine on Facebook. When I asked why he did it, he said "I was checking to see if they were still there." FML

#18296145
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27437) - you deserved it (4502)

On 11/20/2011 at 6:31am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, I lost my phone. On the bright side, someone found it. On the downside, they won't give it back. FML

#18105886
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27804) - you deserved it (3032)

On 10/29/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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