About Sinamoi : May your road lead you to warm sands.
When I'm sad, I stop being sad and be SMASHING instead.
I enjoy watching things play out, but every once in a while, I'll put my two cents in, needed or not.
I typically come in a pair with Hiimhaileypotter. See both of us for the full effect.
Hoping to get a career in game design.
I'm a Brony. Rarity is best pony.
Thank you for your time, and as always, have nice day.
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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML
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On 01/30/2012 at 7:25pm - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States
Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML
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On 01/29/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by brannie - United States
Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML
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Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by cj123 - United States (Arizona)
Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 2:42am - intimacy - by balkangirl94 - United States (Florida)
Today, someone nearly hit me with their car, so I flipped them the finger. They turned back around and tried to run me over. FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by badidea - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I ran full speed into a brick wall because I saw a tiger. On the other side of a zoo cage. FML
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On 12/22/2011 at 10:02pm - animals - by steve - United States
Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML
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On 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by bellerz14 - United States
Today, our dog peed on nearly all the wrapped gifts under our Christmas tree. FML
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On 12/22/2011 at 5:05pm - animals - by shrdlu (man) - United States (New York)
Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML
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Today, I found a wallet containing an ID card. I managed to track down the owner, who now is threatening to call the police if I don't return the 400 dollars that he insists were also in it. FML
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Today, after a long therapy session, in which I poured out all my feelings of how happy and in love I am with whom I believe to be my soul-mate, my shrink asked me if I was sure this guy wasn't a figment of my imagination. FML
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On 12/22/2011 at 12:50am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML
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On 12/22/2011 at 12:31am - intimacy - by sninapeters - United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML
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On 12/21/2011 at 8:41pm - animals - by kaipodable - United States (California)
Today, I realized I need a new job when I had to take anti-anxiety medication before meeting with my boss. Last time we met, I had a panic attack. FML
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On 12/21/2011 at 1:10pm - work - by bosslady12 - United States
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