About Sinamoi : FML's #1 Ninja.
I'm not interesting, at least not by my standards, but you might find me to be a reasonable or tolerable person and that's more or less what I aim for. You'll see me pop up, post something, and then sink into hibernation for the next ten thousand years.
For those of you that care, reading and writing is a staple for me. As someone who drinks neither coffee nor soda, it's pretty much the prospect that gets me through the day. Doesn't make the withdrawal any less easy to deal with though. My favorite author does not write professionally. His screename on the website he does write for is shortskirtsandexplosions. Hm yeah, suck it in. I am part of a group on the same website known as the Noble Jury. We stem from a particular series of stories and we discuss all sorts of serious and nonsensical things. Not that that means anything to you, of course.
Final, useless anecdote: I'm a Brony. Rarity is best pony, Flutterbat is best villain.
About Sinamoi : FML's #1 Ninja.
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Sinamoi's favorite FMLs
by LadyGore / 02/19/2012 at 10:30am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, my nine year old stepson overheard me telling my husband that I was almost out of my favorite shampoo, and since it was discontinued, I couldn't buy any more. He got in the shower and happily emptied the bottles down the drain. FML
by Anonymous / 01/31/2012 at 12:31pm / United States / Kids
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML
by ugh / 01/30/2012 at 7:25pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML
by brannie / 01/29/2012 at 7:26pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML
by Tiana / 01/28/2012 at 9:34pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm / India / Kids
by cj123 / 12/23/2011 at 3:43am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by balkangirl94 / 12/23/2011 at 2:42am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by badidea / 12/23/2011 at 1:42am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by steve / 12/22/2011 at 10:02pm / United States / Animals
by bellerz14 / 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by shrdlu / 12/22/2011 at 5:05pm / United States (New York) / Animals
Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML
by anna / 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm / France / Miscellaneous
by JackSteely / 12/22/2011 at 7:04am / Miscellaneous
Today, after a long therapy session, in which I poured out all my feelings of how happy and in love I am with whom I believe to be my soul-mate, my shrink asked me if I was sure this guy wasn't a figment of my imagination. FML
by Anonymous / 12/22/2011 at 12:50am / United States (Florida) / Love
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…