Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Sinamoi

Offline (the 12/30/2013 at 5:22am) | Search for a member

Sinamoi

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 December 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1723
  • Number of comments : 250
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Sinamoi : FML's #1 Ninja.

I'm not interesting, at least not by my standards, but you might find me to be a reasonable or tolerable person and that's more or less what I aim for. You'll see me pop up, post something, and then sink into hibernation for the next ten thousand years.

For those of you that care, reading and writing is a staple for me. As someone who drinks neither coffee nor soda, it's pretty much the prospect that gets me through the day. Doesn't make the withdrawal any less easy to deal with though. My favorite author does not write professionally. His screename on the website he does write for is shortskirtsandexplosions. Hm yeah, suck it in. I am part of a group on the same website known as the Noble Jury. We stem from a particular series of stories and we discuss all sorts of serious and nonsensical things. Not that that means anything to you, of course.

Final, useless anecdote: I'm a Brony. Rarity is best pony, Flutterbat is best villain.

Sinamoi's page activity

Visits<b>myoukei</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 12:39am<b>abattior</b> - the 07/05/2014 at 3:28am<b>Tbear11</b> - the 06/22/2014 at 4:51pm<b>jay_south</b> - the 06/13/2014 at 3:09pm<b>geass_user</b> - the 06/10/2014 at 12:21pm<b>RainbowStaple</b> - the 06/04/2014 at 5:41pm<b>Tezoma</b> - the 06/01/2014 at 11:17pm<b>yusi1891</b> - the 05/26/2014 at 11:11pm<b>Closuure</b> - the 04/28/2014 at 7:14pm<b>LynxieLynx</b> - the 04/21/2014 at 12:28am<b>zeriously95</b> - the 04/20/2014 at 6:41pm<b>Owlnight321</b> - the 04/16/2014 at 11:16pm<b>DeadPixel4</b> - the 04/16/2014 at 1:18pm<b>DrMessed</b> - the 03/31/2014 at 12:53pm<b>R3d3clips3</b> - the 03/22/2014 at 9:17pm<b>funkychicken245</b> - the 03/20/2014 at 2:38pm<b>GreenBeast</b> - the 03/18/2014 at 1:52pm<b>miyaviichan</b> - the 02/28/2014 at 4:20pm

Sinamoi's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

See all of Sinamoi's badges

Sinamoi's favorite FMLs

Today, after years of researching and saving money, I got a pet fox. I was able to enjoy the majesty of the animal for three hours before it burrowed under the fence and ran away. FML

#20717566
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34234) - you deserved it (50246)

On 06/10/2013 at 2:01pm - animals - by SadFoxLady (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

#20562846
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79499) - you deserved it (8229)

On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my boyfriend's transition into an annoying hipster is complete. It started with the not-really-necessary nerd glasses and the Mötley Crüe t-shirt, the final straw being the affected British accent. I'm considering where to dump the body. FML

#20086118
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23814) - you deserved it (2706)

On 09/24/2012 at 1:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was trying to pass a lady with a stroller, when she nearly fell. I used my ninja-like reflexes to catch her. Too bad my ninja-like reflexes didn't block the punch that she delivered to my fap-stick for apparently being a "pervert" for saving her. FML

Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML

#19846265
398 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25986) - you deserved it (15670)

On 06/25/2012 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML

#19611188
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33975) - you deserved it (5227)

On 05/12/2012 at 10:42am - intimacy - by rj - United States (Kansas)

Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML

#19558757
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18133) - you deserved it (1636)

On 05/01/2012 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML

#19526031
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21712) - you deserved it (2678)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML

#19436795
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24268) - you deserved it (3496)

On 04/09/2012 at 2:18pm - love - by missclitter - United States

Today, my mother screamed and swore at me because I said I was looking to move out soon. Apparently, the idea of me moving out at 27 and her getting a job to pay her own way is devastating. FML

#19253027
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26762) - you deserved it (2550)

On 03/10/2012 at 6:37pm - misc - by whyme - United States (Arizona)

Today, at work, we had an extremely rude customer who started cussing at us, and my coworker started cussing back. I jumped on the register to quickly bring down the line, and apologized to everyone for the scene. A secret shopper was in the line and claimed that I was rude. I got written up. FML

#19231492
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24253) - you deserved it (2052)

On 03/07/2012 at 1:46am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

#19227433
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11365) - you deserved it (18832)

On 03/06/2012 at 2:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years kept digging around in his belly button and smelling his fingers. At one point he shoved his fingers in my face and told me to smell his belly button. He's 27 years old. FML

#19200662
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20134) - you deserved it (3929)

On 03/02/2012 at 1:26am - misc - by smellybelly (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML

#19200408
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18593) - you deserved it (1741)

On 03/02/2012 at 12:46am - misc - by Peach - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML

#19137014
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8362) - you deserved it (18892)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:56am - misc - by jenni6488 - United Kingdom (Gateshead)



FML's blog

  • FML on vacation #1: Getting there
  • A lot of people will spout off the tired old cliché that the destination isn't as important as the journey itself. Well, what if you're on your way to the Playboy Mansion then?…

Tuesday 22 July 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: