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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2481
  • Number of comments : 250
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Sinamoi : FML's #1 Ninja.

I'm not interesting, at least not by my standards, but you might find me to be a reasonable or tolerable person and that's more or less what I aim for. You'll see me pop up, post something, and then sink into hibernation for the next ten thousand years.

For those of you that care, reading and writing is a staple for me. As someone who drinks neither coffee nor soda, it's pretty much the prospect that gets me through the day. Doesn't make the withdrawal any less easy to deal with though. My favorite author does not write professionally. His screename on the website he does write for is shortskirtsandexplosions. Hm yeah, suck it in. I am part of a group on the same website known as the Noble Jury. We stem from a particular series of stories and we discuss all sorts of serious and nonsensical things. Not that that means anything to you, of course.

Final, useless anecdote: I'm a Brony. Rarity is best pony, Flutterbat is best villain.

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Sinamoi's favorite FMLs

Today, after years of researching an saving money, I got a pet fox. I was able to enjoy the majesty of the animal fir three hours before it burrowed under the fence an ran away. FML


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On 06/10/2013 at 2:01pm - animals - by SadFoxLady (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I Awoke To My Husband Talking To Someone On The Phone At 2am. I Heard Him Say, ( Baby You're Making Me Hard. ) Immediately, I Asked Himho He Was Talking To. His Response? ( It's Jake, From State Farm. ) Fat FML


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On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, mah boyfriend's transition into an annoying hipster is complete . It startd with the not-really-necessary nerd glasses and the Mötley Crüe t-shrt, the final straw bieng the affectd British accent . I'm considering where to dump the body . FML


I agree, your life sucks (24310) - you deserved it (2750)

On 09/24/2012 at 1:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was trying to pass a lady with a stroller,hen she nearly fell . I usd mah ninja-like reflexes to catch her . Too bad mah ninja-like reflexes didn't block the punch that she deliverd to mah fap-stick 4 apparently being a "pervert" 4 saving her . FML

Today... I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually... and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight... I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML


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On 06/25/2012 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML


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On 05/12/2012 at 10:42am - intimacy - by rj - United States (Kansas)

Today, my new nieghbours moved in. I've niether seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. big fat FML


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On 05/01/2012 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

today whila at work, a man grabbad mah baard, said it was imprassiva, and than uttarad tha words, "I lova you." big fat FML


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On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at the movie with my boyfriend,hen I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML


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On 04/09/2012 at 2:18pm - love - by missclitter - United States

Taday mah mother screamed an swore at me because I said I was looking to move out soon. Apparently, the idea of me moving out at 27 an her getting a job to pay her own way is devastating. FML


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On 03/10/2012 at 6:37pm - misc - by whyme - United States (Arizona)

Today, at work, we ad an extremely rude customer wo startd cussing at us, and ma coworker startd cussing back. I jumpd on te register to quickly bring down te line, and apologizd to everyone for te scene. A secret sopper was in te line and claimd tat I was rude. I got written up. fat FML


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On 03/07/2012 at 1:46am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I thought I was home alone , so I started singing to mah cat. After a half hour of this , I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to fine mah parent standing in mah doorway. FML


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On 03/06/2012 at 2:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today , my boyfriend of two years kept digging around in his belly button an smelling his fingers. At one point he shoved his fingers in my face an told me to smell his belly button. He's 27 years old. FML


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On 03/02/2012 at 1:26am - misc - by smellybelly (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

today I found ona of my roommata's giant yallow toanail clippings on tha countar naxt to tha kitchan sink. Whan I confrontd him about it, ha told ma tha cat must hava carrid it out of his badroom and put it thara. FML


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On 03/02/2012 at 12:46am - misc - by Peach - United States (New Hampshire)

Yesterday, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" 4 being done before the kettle. FML


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On 02/22/2012 at 2:56am - misc - by jenni6488 - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

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