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by Coffee Boy / 06/23/2012 at 12:55am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/17/2012 at 12:26am / United States / Work
by Avery / 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm / United States (California) / Geek
by Anonymous / 07/13/2011 at 9:31am / United States (Illinois) / Health
by sm702 / 07/12/2011 at 12:45pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by tony456 / 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy
by Sarah / 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, it's been 5 years I've been working for a man that won't admit he has Tourette's. He sits at his desk, twitching his head and hissing like a snake. He's also randomly said things like 'nipples', 'Jessica Simpson', 'potato peeler', etc. I feel like it's become my job to warn new employees. FML
by ShakeRattleHiss / 04/20/2011 at 11:25am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Ineedjustice03 / 03/25/2011 at 7:55am / Singapore / Money
by Spooked / 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by horriblegf / 02/26/2011 at 7:18am / United States / Intimacy
Today, trying to be cute, my boyfriend threw a snowball at me. This would have been fine had it not been hard enough to break my glasses. As a college student, I have to choose between eating for the next two weeks or replacing them. FML
by Anonymous / 01/10/2011 at 2:09am / United States (Michigan) / Health
by ktwithaq / 10/18/2010 at 7:27am / United States (Florida) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/01/2010 at 10:11pm / Israel (Tel Aviv) / Love
- Today, I visited a new tattoo parlor, as my previous artist made me uncomfortable with his drunken,… Today, as a freelancing musician, I had to pass on the best gig I've ever been offered (worth over… Today, I finally went to talk to my neighbour upstairs. He is always throwing his cigarette buts on…
- Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, I was an extra in a movie and I had to play a corpse. At the make up stand, they painted my… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that…