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by Coffee Boy / 06/23/2012 at 12:55am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/17/2012 at 12:26am / United States / Work
by Avery / 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm / United States (California) / Geek
by Anonymous / 07/13/2011 at 9:31am / United States (Illinois) / Health
by sm702 / 07/12/2011 at 12:45pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by tony456 / 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy
by Sarah / 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, it's been 5 years I've been working for a man that won't admit he has Tourette's. He sits at his desk, twitching his head and hissing like a snake. He's also randomly said things like 'nipples', 'Jessica Simpson', 'potato peeler', etc. I feel like it's become my job to warn new employees. FML
by ShakeRattleHiss / 04/20/2011 at 11:25am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Ineedjustice03 / 03/25/2011 at 7:55am / Singapore / Money
by Spooked / 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by horriblegf / 02/26/2011 at 7:18am / United States / Intimacy
Today, trying to be cute, my boyfriend threw a snowball at me. This would have been fine had it not been hard enough to break my glasses. As a college student, I have to choose between eating for the next two weeks or replacing them. FML
by Anonymous / 01/10/2011 at 2:09am / United States (Michigan) / Health
by ktwithaq / 10/18/2010 at 7:27am / United States (Florida) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/01/2010 at 10:11pm / Israel (Tel Aviv) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…