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by wasted_gas / 10/05/2013 at 12:00pm / United States (Georgia) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/04/2013 at 7:36pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by wombats / 09/28/2013 at 10:38am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by chinaski7628 / 09/24/2013 at 6:00pm / United States (California) / Work
by latter / 09/23/2013 at 8:05pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/13/2013 at 2:53am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by NoNotCats =^._.^= / 09/03/2013 at 4:17am / United States (Arizona) / Health
Today, at work, two teenage girls caused a huge scene and told me to get lost, after I asked if they needed any help. Their reasoning: they didn't want to be helped by "someone who doesn't have a thigh gap." FML
by Hannahb17 / 08/23/2013 at 6:21pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
Today, my boyfriend and I were discussing sports injuries, and I mentioned that I pulled a muscle in my crotch last year. He snorted and called me a clueless idiot because according to him, "girls don't have crotches". He's a med student. I sense malpractice lawsuits in our future. FML
by fucking financial ruin / 08/23/2013 at 2:21pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by none / 08/22/2013 at 12:27am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my wackjob roommate decided to sit next to me on the couch, basically make out with her pet rabbit, and baby-talk to it. Key highlights involved giggling while the bunny licked up inside her nose and then commenting on the rabbit's "pronounced nipples". Why? FML
by Jade / 08/21/2013 at 8:09pm / United States (California) / Animals
by me / 08/21/2013 at 7:45pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Love
Today, as I was walking downstairs to get breakfast, I saw my parents had decided to have a quickie on the couch. I had to awkwardly stand out of sight on the stairs, too scared to go down, or even back up, because our stairs creak. FML
by Stinkipinkki / 08/21/2013 at 12:27pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by verydepressed / 08/21/2013 at 3:18am / Russian Federation (Tomsk) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…
- Today, after a big argument, my girlfriend looked me dead in the eyes and said "I can go the rest… Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever… Today, I came home from a night out with the lads. My girlfriend refused to make love to me, saying…