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SimplyEcks

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 629
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SimplyEcks : Music Is Life

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Visits<b>bunkiii</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 2:41pm<b>PlainWhiteWalls</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 1:14am<b>Ashwathi</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 12:00am<b>dudefromasia</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 12:35am<b>codyflanders2008</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 1:43am<b>shaar</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 6:46pm<b>sophienzstein</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 5:59am<b>ThePaperDragon</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 3:29pm<b>master_disaster</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 7:42am<b>Georgiecan</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 8:02pm<b>tea_brewer</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 6:45pm<b>qdawg06</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 3:53pm<b>Prerogative</b> - the 09/18/2014 at 12:03am<b>yesimoverthirty</b> - the 09/17/2014 at 11:57pm<b>aa1717</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 4:52pm<b>xxembabexx</b> - the 07/01/2014 at 8:12pm<b>maxface</b> - the 06/27/2014 at 12:48am<b>AlliTheKat</b> - the 06/16/2014 at 2:24am

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Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML

by a critically injured shitehawk / 04/25/2015 at 6:34am / United Kingdom (York) / Love

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

by anonymousyo / 04/24/2015 at 6:04pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML

by bloody_hell / 01/14/2015 at 9:18pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation

Today, I was going for my morning walk, when a guy in a massive truck drove up beside me, with a kid no more than 4 riding shotgun. I lost my faith in humanity when his tiny voice yelled through the window, "Nice ass!" FML

by Anonymous / 09/13/2014 at 10:39am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was on my way to my first job interview in months. I wasn't even halfway to the place when a bunch of cockbites in a car drove past and hurled a bucket of paint out the window, drenching me and several other people on the street. FML

by spasti-cunt / 05/17/2014 at 4:51pm / Ireland / Miscellaneous

Today, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her. We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, "Milk me like a cow." I can no longer drink milk without hearing that in my head. FML

by chumman / 05/06/2014 at 9:55am / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. My hand-eye coordination went straight to hell and I managed to accidentally smack my nose into his penis. He told all his friends about it, and I'm apparently now known as Woodpecker. FML

by Anonymous / 02/08/2014 at 1:49pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, after my car being in the shop for over a day and with no updates from the dealership, I decided to pay them a visit. The place was almost empty, and they hadn't done any work on my car. But judging by the used condom on my back seat, somebody got their own oil checked. FML

by Anonymous / 02/07/2014 at 7:28pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found a Google search for "erectile dysfunction" in my browser search history, along with pages about treatments for it. I'm a woman, and I live alone. FML

by jai90 / 02/03/2014 at 4:16pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML

by The greatest Illusion ever / 10/28/2013 at 4:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

by Anonymous / 10/21/2013 at 3:07pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy

Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML

by fsdjhgasjlhg / 08/03/2013 at 2:46am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML

by more than I wanted to know / 05/13/2013 at 3:10pm / Italy (Emilia-Romagna) / Intimacy

Today, I had to help my little sister do a first-grade project for school. For one part, they have to draw a picture of their role model. She drew a whale, and I asked, "A whale is your role model?" She laughed and said, "No! It's you!" FML

by peace out / 03/05/2013 at 3:19pm / United States (South Carolina) / Kids

Today, when I got home I noticed a statue of a gnome sitting next to the door. I've had an intense phobia of gnomes since I was a child, and I can't bring myself to walk past it. It's been half an hour and I'm still standing outside. I can see my dad through the window laughing and waving. FML

by VampObsessed / 01/05/2013 at 12:30am / United States (Texas) / Love

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