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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 September 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 642
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML

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On 01/16/2010 at 3:19pm - health - by dire-rear (woman) - Singapore

Today, I went to get the Apple store, my Mac had been making a grinding noise from the fan. The guy put his ear to the keyboard and said there was a CD in the drive so I couldn't hear the grinding from the fan. He ejected the CD. It was porn. FML

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On 04/30/2009 at 3:44pm - intimacy - by cait (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML

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383 comments

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On 03/10/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by deez_nutz (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

#195442
240 comments

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On 03/03/2009 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by Sal (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

#195442
240 comments

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On 03/03/2009 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by Sal (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while working on a medical school application, I asked my mom what she thought my greatest challenge in life had been. She replied : "Trying to lose your virginity." FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 1:16pm - intimacy - by Dr. Virgin (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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