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Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54533) - you deserved it (39854)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML


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