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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 July 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 7504
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Silveera : Point Blank, I'm a goth.

Silveera's page activity

Visits<b>LizG</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 5:18am<b>bigwell</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 8:22pm<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 12:32am<b>Alex_________s16</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 12:52pm<b>Tenker</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 10:26pm<b>expertsmilee</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 11:30am<b>plan_Z</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 4:14am<b>TheLastCenturion</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 12:04am<b>Greatsoulme</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 8:50am<b>Esoomian</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 10:26pm<b>hockeyy27</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 5:25am<b>pl0xs3rver</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 5:24am<b>A1phaWolf</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 11:14am<b>apineapple</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 11:59am<b>dannie_jones</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 8:07pm<b>baseball27LD</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 11:43am<b>duckman9</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 2:25am<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 12:05pm

Fucked!<b>Tenker</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 4:26am<b>apineapple</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 8:02pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 1:30am<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 10:10pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 5:44am<b>diagonsom</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 11:26am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 8:44pm<b>Tripitaka</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 3:05pm

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Inception

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Silveera's favorite FMLs

Today, I was declined a sales position at a local store. As I headed out, I heard the interviewer telling a colleague, "Christ. That kid had less charisma than Microsoft Sam." FML

by sam.exe / 04/29/2016 at 3:26pm / United States (New York) / Work

Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML

by Anonymous / 04/27/2016 at 1:32pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, my roommate's shopping addiction reached a whole new level. He bought a box of tampons just because they were 40% off. Yes, he. FML

by Roomie pay rent plz / 04/23/2016 at 9:25pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, after a long day, I energetically took off my belt to take my pants off and relax. In doing so, I whipped the belt around in the air, causing it to spin around and slap me right in my tender ballsack. I almost threw up. FML

by Anonymous / 04/14/2016 at 1:13am / United States / Health

Today, while working my job as a swim instructor, my coworker sprayed me with the hose. I instinctively held up what I was holding to block the cold water. I was holding a 4 year-old. FML

by humanshield / 04/10/2016 at 12:49pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work

Today, I left my daughter with a babysitter for the first time. When I came home, my microwave was ruined because they had attempted to heat cans of Play-Doh as a science experiment. FML

by Anonymous / 04/01/2016 at 11:01pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I explained to my five year-old son that the dinosaurs were wiped out because of a meteorite that hit our planet. He replied, "They should've stood out of the way." FML

by sauve dino. / 03/24/2016 at 11:12pm / Kids

Today, for what has seemed to be the hundredth time, my labeled bagged lunch was stolen from the fridge at my workplace. I stormed into my boss's office ready to complain, only to find him eating it. FML

by Jake Leiter / 03/20/2016 at 2:12pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Work

Today, whilst walking past a large pond-sized puddle, a double decker bus and a van slowed and drove around the puddle so as not to splash me. Thinking luck was on my side, I began walking more confidently, only for a tiny smart car to come hurtling past, causing a huge wave of water to hit me. FML

by Mr. King / 03/16/2016 at 4:28am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous

Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML

by billjoebob424 / 03/09/2016 at 7:01pm / Canada / Love

Today, my dad thought it was perfectly acceptable to ask my girlfriend how many guys she screwed before me. FML

by Anonymous / 03/05/2016 at 12:57am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I forgot to bring my lunch to work. I got so hungry, I resorted to eating antacid tablets from the medicine cabinet for lunch. FML

by Anonymous / 02/27/2016 at 6:17am / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, while taking a bus full of loud, rambunctious elementary children to school, the bus slowly slid off the road into a ditch. After waiting 30 minutes that felt like hours, I saw the tow truck arriving from the opposite direction also slide slowly off the roadway into the opposite ditch. FML

by womanoski / 02/20/2016 at 12:56pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation

Today, during class, a girl had suggested how I, a 16 year-old guy, would be a high maintenance girlfriend. We sat and debated this, allowing for other people to listen in and agree with her, and eventually the entire class agreed with her. Even the teacher. FML

by ThatSped / 02/17/2016 at 10:22pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Miscellaneous

Today, the play I was directing opened. The curtain opened, and my lead actor and actress weren't prepared. I could tell from the looks on their faces as the whole audience saw him balls deep in her, doggy style, on stage. FML

by headinabag33 / 02/14/2016 at 8:57pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

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