About Silveera : Point Blank, I'm a goth.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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Silveera's favorite FMLs
by sam.exe / 04/29/2016 at 3:26pm / United States (New York) / Work
Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML
by Anonymous / 04/27/2016 at 1:32pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Roomie pay rent plz / 04/23/2016 at 9:25pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, after a long day, I energetically took off my belt to take my pants off and relax. In doing so, I whipped the belt around in the air, causing it to spin around and slap me right in my tender ballsack. I almost threw up. FML
by Anonymous / 04/14/2016 at 1:13am / United States / Health
by humanshield / 04/10/2016 at 12:49pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by Anonymous / 04/01/2016 at 11:01pm / United States (California) / Kids
by sauve dino. / 03/24/2016 at 11:12pm / Kids
Today, for what has seemed to be the hundredth time, my labeled bagged lunch was stolen from the fridge at my workplace. I stormed into my boss's office ready to complain, only to find him eating it. FML
by Jake Leiter / 03/20/2016 at 2:12pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Work
Today, whilst walking past a large pond-sized puddle, a double decker bus and a van slowed and drove around the puddle so as not to splash me. Thinking luck was on my side, I began walking more confidently, only for a tiny smart car to come hurtling past, causing a huge wave of water to hit me. FML
by Mr. King / 03/16/2016 at 4:28am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by billjoebob424 / 03/09/2016 at 7:01pm / Canada / Love
by Anonymous / 03/05/2016 at 12:57am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/27/2016 at 6:17am / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, while taking a bus full of loud, rambunctious elementary children to school, the bus slowly slid off the road into a ditch. After waiting 30 minutes that felt like hours, I saw the tow truck arriving from the opposite direction also slide slowly off the roadway into the opposite ditch. FML
by womanoski / 02/20/2016 at 12:56pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
Today, during class, a girl had suggested how I, a 16 year-old guy, would be a high maintenance girlfriend. We sat and debated this, allowing for other people to listen in and agree with her, and eventually the entire class agreed with her. Even the teacher. FML
by ThatSped / 02/17/2016 at 10:22pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Miscellaneous
Today, the play I was directing opened. The curtain opened, and my lead actor and actress weren't prepared. I could tell from the looks on their faces as the whole audience saw him balls deep in her, doggy style, on stage. FML
by headinabag33 / 02/14/2016 at 8:57pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
- Today, as usual, I handle my pet rat. I let him climb on me, I don't mind the mild scratches as I… Today, I made a dessert and shared it with my friends. one of the layers of this dessert was white.… Today, I popped the cherry on the sofa in my girlfriend's parent's house. It left a stain. The sofa…