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Sillydeadperson
  • Town/Country : Purnt, Degresto
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 August 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 8558
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my friend told me how she crept out last night to hook up with her boyfriend. At one point, she said she "snack" out, so I corrected her by saying it's "snuck". My boyfriend snorted, showed us in a dictionary that it's actually "sneaked" and called us "fucking idiots". FML

#19204484
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7531) - you deserved it (25876)

On 03/02/2012 at 7:14pm - misc - by argh (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend decided he is going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML

#19201903
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19514) - you deserved it (3016)

On 03/02/2012 at 10:01am - misc - by types (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML

#19187510
214 comments

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On 02/29/2012 at 5:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML

#19182988
217 comments

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On 02/28/2012 at 4:03pm - misc - by kal - United States (New York)

Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to stop measuring his penis during our conversation. FML

#19173399
127 comments

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On 02/27/2012 at 6:06am - intimacy - by facepalm (woman) - United States

Today, I had a dream about the damn cappuccino machine at work. FML

#19170840
91 comments

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On 02/26/2012 at 9:43pm - misc - by slickrick22 (man) - United States

Today, I got so bored that I drew a face on my index finger, and made a video of me garrotting it with a string. I ended up rupturing a blood vessel, and had to think up a cover story for my girlfriend to explain my screaming. FML

#19161181
84 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 2:09pm - health - by Jared (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML

#19158359
155 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 1:33am - misc - by BadGuyLuck (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was feeling frisky for the first time in months, so I started feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticed his sarcasm, he said "Yeah, doesn't feel so great, does it?" and turned the TV volume up. FML

#19156948
261 comments

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On 02/24/2012 at 10:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was posing in front of the mirror, when I realized that everyone who looks at me can easily tell which arm I use to masturbate. FML

#19154069
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8726) - you deserved it (30709)

On 02/24/2012 at 2:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that my wife is pregnant again. During her last two pregnancies, she craved pop-tarts and screamed bloody murder at the drop of a hat, so I went out and bought a box for her. Turns out that this time, pop-tarts make her want to puke. Cue screaming. FML

#19139199
247 comments

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On 02/22/2012 at 2:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out why you shouldn't drop instant mashed potatoes in a fish tank, especially when you have expensive fish. FML

#19138431
177 comments

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On 02/22/2012 at 11:47am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out my mom has been stealing from me to pay for Scientology courses. FML

#19134973
121 comments

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On 02/21/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by sonofanut - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had to tell my wife that the new "vegan" diet she has put us on is not working with my body. It's not the horrible gas, hot shits, or constant hunger that made me realize this. It was the dream I had about fried chicken that did. FML

#19134075
110 comments

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On 02/21/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by kohler9790 - United States

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

#19130391
280 comments

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On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia



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